Hot Slut Of The Day!
The snake who swirled out hot, slithery moves to Proud Mary on someone’s Snapchat!
Anybody who has watched a Taylor Swift pop video, has definitely went away thinking that snakes can’t dance. But Taylor’s awkward struggle moves give other snakes a bad name, because #NotAllSnakes. Case in point: this plains hog-nosed snake (“What did you call me?” – that snake) who gave a dance performance worthy of the championship on Sssssso You Think You Can Dance?.
A guy in Texas (who else?) shot a cell phone video of the Baryshnikov of reptiles looking like it’s slithering to the beat of Creedence Clearwater Revival’s cover of Tina Turner’s Proud Mary. Shut up, I know it’s John Fogerty’s song, but it’ll forever belong to Tina to me.
And I’m bracing myself for a snake expert to slap at me in an e-mail and let my dumbass know that the snake isn’t dancing, it’s dying a slow death. Everything good turns ugly and sad nowadays.
Pic: YouTube