Hot Slut Of The Day!

October 13, 2017 / Posted by:

Petey, the chicken-loving peacock of Australia!

In life, you’re either Petey, a peacock who gets a full-body boner for a hot chick(en). Or you’re the hot chicken who barely knows that Petey is a thing that exists on this planet and would rather take a nap on a prep table in a Cracker Barrel kitchen than fuck that peacock. The Symbio Wildlife Park in Sydney, Australia says that one of their residents, Petey the Peacock, has that gross lovey-dovey feeling in his peacock heart for a  chicken. Petey is me at the gay bar and that chicken is pretty much everybody else. They pretend I’m background as I stand there with “please love me” eyes while wiggling my ass.

The Symbio Wildlife Park must have really wanted to embarrass Petey because they put together a video of Petey being the Lea Michele to that chicken’s Jessica Lange. I can’t really say that I blame the chicken, because Petey is kind of an attention whore and show off.

Oh, Petey, I’ve been there. Trust me, you don’t need that chicken. All you need is a cheap bottle of wine, a thing of lube, a laptop that cleans easily, a WiFi connection, a SeanCody account and a highly absorbent rag to cry your lonely tears into afterward.

Pic: YouTube

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