Dakota Johnson Is Either Dating Jon Hamm Or Chris Martin, Depending On Who You Ask

October 12, 2017 / Posted by:

Page Six is reporting that Dakota Johnson might be getting all up on The Hammaconda. Dakota and Jon Hamm were spotted slurping down wine last week at a hotel bar in NYC after he hosted the Brooklyn Black Tie Ball.

One of Page Six’s source says that “they seemed to really be enjoying each other’s company.” I always seem like I’m enjoying whomever I’m with if there’s a bottle of wine, so I don’t know how valid this is. And Jon Hamm finished up rehab in 2015. Until you see Dakota doing warm-up exercises like running lunges and thigh presses, how will we know that she’s prepping to take on the Hammaconda?

Dakota broke up with her long-term boyfriend last year, and Jon and his partner of 18 years, Jennifer Westfeldt, broke up in 2015.

Dakota and Jon were first spotted together at Elton John’s 70th birthday party in April. I’m now picturing Jon and Dakota dancing as Sir Elton performs “Rocket Hammm” (because Elton would naturally have rewritten “Rocket Man” in honor of the Hammaconda).

However, Gossip Cop is saying that Dakota and Jon are “just friends.” And People says she may be getting on Chris Martin. Dakota was spotted grabbing sushi with Chris on Tuesday night in Los Angeles. A witness says they were looking all cozy, and I’m taking that to mean that Dakota was falling asleep in his arms from the boredom of it all. But I won’t really believe that Dakota and Chris are dating until Gwyneth Paltrow posts a passive aggressive story on Goop about the emotional dangers 50 Shades brings to a relationship.

Pic: Wenn.com

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