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October 11, 2017 / Posted by:

Fruit-shaped Trix!

General Mills has gone back and forth on what shape Trix cereal should be. When Trix first made its debut onto the cereal scene in 1954, they were tiny balls that came in three colors: orange, lemon and raspberry. More flavors and colors were added, but Trix kept its jizz ball shape until the early 1990s when General Mills truly switched shit up and turned the world upside/down by making them fruit-shaped. So Trix went from looking like something a giant raver bunny shat out after getting ass fucked by a rainbow to looking like something a giant raver bunny shat out after getting ass fucked by all of the Fruit of the Loom fruits. The fruit-shaped Trix looked like this in real life:

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Mariah Carey is the fruit-shaped Trix of today, because in the 90s, nobody got Photoshopped more than fruit-shaped Trix did.

Fruit-shaped Trix didn’t look like any fruit I’ve ever eaten. They look like fruit that was grown on the site of a nuclear attack and pumped up with all kinds of acid. So basically, they look like the kind of chemical-ridden fruits that General Mills juiced to make Trix.

In 2007, Trix decided to ditch their fruit-shapes and went back to the balls. Now, I love some balls in my mouth in the morning, but not all do. Many begged for General Mills to bring back not-really-shaped-like-fruit Trix. General Mills heard the pleas, and last month, they announced that¬†they’re¬†making plans to bring back fruit-shaped Trix. They also announced that they’re going to use artificial flavors and colors again (they stopped using that shit in 2016.)

Fruit-shaped Trix is today’s HSOTD, because I’m happy for the people who for the past 10 years have been wandering through grocery store produce sections in a confused state while wondering, “Where is all the fruit?!” They look at an actual banana and think, “The fuck is that weird-looking thing?” Now that General Mills is bringing fruit-shaped Trix, they can finally get some real fruit back in their lives once again.

Pics: General Mills, imgur

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