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October 5, 2017 / Posted by:

Mochi Rickert, the owner of Guinness World Records’ longest dog tongue!

Over seven years ago, I paid tribute to Puggy the Pekingese, a ball of fluff whose 4.5 inch tongue won her a Guinness World Record. I don’t know if Puggy’s award-winning tongue is currently leaving massive drops of drool on the ground on earth or in heaven, but I do know that her record was snatched by the mega hung tongue attached to the mouth of a St. Bernard from South Dakota named Mochi. (But in Puggy’s defense, Mochi’s turds are probably bigger than her.)

The Guinness World Record for the longest tongue on a dog EVER belongs to the late Brandy, a boxer who had the Hammaconda of tongues, because it measured in at 1 foot, 5 inches, which is over double the length of Mochi’s slimy slab of mouth muscle (and yes, I slapped myself thrice and called myself gross for typing that).

Mochi’s tongue is 7.3 inches long from snout to tip, which won her the Guinness World Record title of the Longest Tongue on a Living Dog. Mochi’s human Carla Rickert rescued her from Big Dogs Huge Paws when she was 2 years old. Even though Carla has to regularly mop up the pools of pooch saliva that Mochi leaves, the Rickert family loves their drool machine and now they really love her after she became a record holder!

Here’s Mochi’s tongue in action, and is it just me and my always-have-dick-on-the-mind brain, or in that screen shot above, does her tongue look like two soft uncut dicks gently lying next to each other?

“…we use peanut butter to help encourage her to stick her tongue out so she can show you the impressive length….” I won’t touch that one.

I bet Mochi is the star of every dog park she goes to. As soon as she strolls in, the dogs line ’em up and stick those asses out. And I better stop now before I really start to write dog porn.

Pic: YouTube

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