Blac Chyna’s Mom Might Want To Sex O.J.

October 5, 2017 / Posted by:

O.J. Simpson was released from prison last weekend. Perhaps you’ll see him gracing a golf course near you (although you Floridians might be disappointed). In depressing news, women of questionable sanity who are into probable homicidal maniacs are already prowling for him. Blac Chyna’s own mom and devoted ally to transgender people Tokyo Toni, might be leading the charge.

Toni heard the Juice was loose and put her social media stalkin’ wig on! Bossip reported on an Instagram post that was supposedly made by  Toni. That Instagram post functioned as a beautiful love letter to O.J..

Toni’s post was fairly dripping with panty moisture as she laid out for O.J. how she would lay out for O.J.

Hey OJ, those hands turn me up and on. The way they fit in that glove nice and tight just like me.

Let’s pause here for a “did she really post that?” break. *pained grimace* That line was tasteless in ALL sorts of ways. I’m almost envious. Toni continued to bare her soul to the alleged domestic abuser and loser of a civil suit against him for murder.

I ain’t no hoe like all the chics hanging around in the past! I just do what I do “low key freak joint tho”

She also described herself as an “author, radio personality and manager” and “old but not old,” as well as “cougarlicious.” She also wanted O.J. to be prepared for HER “juice” which she revealed is “flavored.”

You can read the whole post below. Have tissues nearby, you’re probably going to weep at those beautiful lines of love. Tokyo Toni is like a cross between Emily Dickinson and Maya Angelou. A true poetess.

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The post has since been taken down. Bossip says that Tokyo Toni is known for creating and deleting social media accounts all the time.

A lady does have to follow her heart And if O.J. says no, there’s always Manson or the Unabomber. On that note, is Blac Chyna available to pick Toni up? Because someone HAS to come get her.

Pics: Instagram, AP

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