Night Crumbs
During the closing ceremony of the Invictus Games in Toronto on Saturday, Prince Hot Ginge gave Meghan Markle a kiss on the cheek. There are much clearer pictures of “the kiss,” but I chose that one for two reasons: 1. It’s the only one I could afford. And 2. If I look at it with my bad eye and “squint,” it sort of kind of looks like PHG kissing me in front of a Ben Affleck impersonator – Lainey Gossip
Vivienne Westwood’s beauty secret is bathing only once a week. Before you spit out an EWWWW, I should tell you that rich people ain’t like us. They don’t sweat and every day they exfoliate their faces with crushed pearls, which explains why Vivienne has that powdery glow about her – Celebitchy
Golnesa the Loch Nessa from Shahs of Sunset is back with the husband she broke up with ten seconds after they got married, but I’m sure that between now and the time I press publish on this post, they’ll be broken up again – Reality Tea
Hairy wrestler nalgas? Sure, why not! – OMG Blog
If seeing the Spice Girls twice in concert taught me anything, it’s that Posh Spice can barely move her legs let alone spread them like that, so I call PHOTOSHOP! – Drunken Stepfather
This gay engagement at a baseball game is sweet, but someone needs to tell that attention plushie eagle to sit down and stop making everything about him! – Towleroad
Selena Gomez is serving abuelo sweater with a touch of hard nip – The Nip Slip
Alien-loving clown got taken down at the box office by a killer clown – Pajiba
Okay. The only thing I have to add to this is that the flower plant thing next to Kaley Cuoco is real ugly – Hollywood Tuna
I was going to comment on Emily RideAJetSki looking like she just got done doing her boyfriend and didn’t have time to change into her dress so she wore his shirt instead, but I’m too busy wondering why she’s got a lemon stuck to her heel – Popoholic
Jennifer Garner gave her Instagram followers a dose of SANS FARDS constipation face – Just Jared
This is why every Emma Stone/Ryan Gosling “shipper” (if they still exist) have been crying on the bathroom floor since early Sunday morning: he held hands with Eva Mendes – Popsugar
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