Mel C (aka “Sporty Spice“) was able to round up most of her fellow Spice Girls to appear in the video for her new track, “Room For Love.” The only holdout was Mel “Scary Spice” B. In her defense, she’s probably hiding from her terrifying psycho douche ex.
The “Girl Power” wasn’t actually resurrected in the same shoot for the video, though. This was one of those “get a bunch of people to record themselves lip-synching the video and cobblie it together for cheap” vids. But Emma “Baby Spice” Bunton, Geri “Ginger Spice” Halliwell, and Victoria “Posh Spice” Beckham all pop up. Posh is kind of surprising, seeing as she’s got the most money and has no need to lift an expensively manicured, skeletal finger. But it’s nice of her to help a sister out.
Kate del Castillo is an actress who accompanied angry riverbed Sean Penn on his quest to meet and interview internationally infamous drug lord Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzmán. Sean’s reportedly trying to get Kate’s documentary about their trip (The Day I Met El Chapo: The Kate Del Castillo Story) taken off Netflix. The reason why? It might have something to do with Kate’s revelation to People that they were so horny after meeting El Chapo that they allegedly banged. Can you think of a more powerful aphrodisiac? Me neither.
The family that posts nudes of their exes without permission stays together, or something.
O.J. Simpson’s Dick fan club president Tokyo Toni (given name Shalana Hunter) had a warrant put out for her arrest on Friday and was charged yesterday with harassment, posting revenge porn and two counts of stalking. As the more learned among you are aware, Tokyo Toni owns the womb out of which Kardashian favorite Blac Chyna sashayed. Blac Chyna is currently suing her ex, socklord and Eeyore impersonator Rob Kardashian, for posting revenge porn of her. Toni and Rob are apparently two reasons why A) you make sure your nudes NEVER show your face and B) you always close your sex partner’s laptop before you begin.
Focal point for Marilyn Manson’s latent homosexual leanings Justin Bieber felt that he needed a new tattoo on his Pampers thug bod. So he recruited a celebrity tattoo artist to scrawl a giant piece on his torso. Is he a big Narnia fan? That’s some C.S. Lewis mess right there. Continue reading
Jobless deviant Bill O’Reilly has been one of the major players in 2017’s “Expose Celebrity Pervs” initiative. O’Reilly recently found his nasty ass having to update his LinkedIn profile with “conservative gasbag seeks new bully pulpit” when he was fired from Fox News in April after the revelation that he had settled multiple sexual harassment lawsuits came to light. Speaking of those suits, The New York Times reports that, back in January, Bill settled one for 32 MILLION DOLLARS. O’Reilly has reportedly pulled some sick shit on women in the past but $32 million dollars? He must have sent nudes that time.
The swan lovahs from the Netherlands who are that ~*soinlove*~ couple who can bring the heaves out of your throat with their extra sappy love!