The weave workers at a snooty NYC salon must not have realized they were applying pony hair to the scalp of one half of Bonnie and Clyde the other day, because they overcharged her (according to Faye Dunaway) and she blew a gasket. Don’t they know screen legends pay with their presence?! Continue reading
Cardi B is fairly new to the music industry, and she’s already hit some major fame milestones (like getting hissed at by Azealia Banks on Twitter). Over the weekend, Cardi B experienced the age-old musician tradition of smoking so much weed that you and your crew get kicked out of a hotel while on tour. The only problem is, Cardi B claims she wasn’t smoking weed, and that her hotel eviction was nothing but a case of blatant racism.
The Blast reports that Corey Feldman was recently busted for speeding in a hotboxed RV filled with Angels. Apparently Corey’s STILL tearing up the highways and byways of America with his Angelic 2 the Core Tour, which has been on the road since June and is booked through November. Dude’s got stamina, I’ll give him that.
People Announced That Ewan McGregor’s Marriage Is Over After Pics Of Him Kissing Mary Elizabeth Winstead Came Out
People announced yesterday that Ewan McGregor and his wife Eve Mavrakis are done after 22 years. Ewan and Eve, a production designer, met on the set of the British TV show Kavanagh QC way back in 1995. They have four daughters together, spanning the ages between 21 to 6. A family source tells People that Ewan and Eve have been separated since May. And he may have already moved on.
I guess the NFL has had its fill of controversy this season, because People confirms that “good boy” Goldendoodle, Justin Timberlake, will in fact provide the halftime show entertainment at the 2018 Super Bowl on February 4 in Minneapolis. Justin announced the big news last night a video of him and NBC “good boy” chocolate lab, Jimmy Fallon humping each other at dog park with glee.
Hug ‘N Talk Napper!
Mattel released the Hug ‘N’ Talk Napper plush dog toy before my mom and dad decided to try for a Band-Aid baby (aka me), but I still knew of its existence, because it made appearances through the 80s. Mattel started selling Napper sometime around 1978. Napper was a stuffed animal dog toy who was always in my dog’s favorite mood, LAZY, because all it did was take naps. Hug ‘N’ Talk Napper was a huggable plush toy who was basically a Boyfriend Pillow for kids, because it cuddled with you during mimi times, and it’d also make dog noises and talk when you pressed its belly. Napper would say shit like, “I’m lonely,” and, “ruff ruff ruff.” Napper truly prepared kids for when they’d grow up and have to deal with a needy piece who always wanted to cuddle and complained about feeling lonely and shit.
I never spent time with Napper, but based on this video of it talking, it shouldn’t be lonely. Because it’s obvious that it’s always got company in the form of an evil demon that has possessed its body.
Hug ‘N’ Talk Napper never became a huge hit and it was eventually canned. But you know, Mattel should bring it back and this time market it as a Fleshlight for Plushies. They’d need a bigger bank account for all the money that would roll in.