Archives: October 2017

Birthday Sluts

October 20, 2017 / Posted by:

Wanda Jackson (80)
Snoop Dogg (46)
Jess Glynne (28)
ASAP Ferg (29)
Candice Swanepoel (29)
Jennifer Freeman (32)
Alona Tal (34)
Katie Featherston (35)
John Krasinski (38)
Rob Cesternino (39)
Samuel Witwer (40)
Dan Fogler (41)
Dannii Minogue (46)
William Zabka (52)
Viggo Mortensen (59)
Danny Boyle (61)
Melanie Mayron (65)
William Russ (67)
Tom Petty (1950-2017)
Jerry Orbach (1935-2004)
Mickey Mantle (1931-1995)
Bela Lugosi (1882-1956)

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Night Crumbs

October 19, 2017 / Posted by:

Somewhere, a woman is freaking out and hyperventilating into a paper bag while looking at Nicole Kidman’s pink velvet diarrhea of a dress and thinking about the traumatic time she wore a bridesmaids dress like that in a friend’s Barbie-themed wedding in 1989 – Lainey Gossip

You know how you scream, “RUUUUN, EVAN, RUNNN”, every time you read a story about Evan Peters and Emma Roberts? He still hasn’t listened to you – Celebitchy

I see that Ex-Countess LuAnn is already working on her next Real Housewives of New York City storyline – Reality Tea

Today’s shameless crash grab fail is brought to you by Frank Ocean’s dad – Towleroad

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Prepare To Get Deja Vu From The Trailer For Louis C.K.’s “I Love You, Daddy”

October 19, 2017 / Posted by:

Of all the weeks to release the first trailer for a Woody Allen-esque movie about an older Hollywood filmmaker preying on a young woman and her equally-Hollywood dad who is only sort-of worried about it all, maaaaaaaybe this shouldn’t have been that week. But regardless, the first trailer for Louis C.K.’s new film I Love You, Daddy was released yesterday.

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Baby Alert: Blake Shelton And Gwen Stefani Might Be Trying For A Kid

October 19, 2017 / Posted by:

Well butter my biscuit and call me a punk star: the strangest match in all of Hollywood might be trying to spawn. Entertainment Tonight reports that Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani are more in love than ever and now they’re trying to make a country-ska heir or heiress. Some source said:

“They are very committed to one another and this is a forever thing. However, more important to them right now is having a baby together. Gwen would love nothing more than to give Blake his first child.”

Blake apparently “loves” Gwen’s kids, which obviously makes him think he could have his own. Or, with their combined The Voice checking account, they can at least afford a fleet of the finest nannies! Blake has been coy about having a baby, but he did tell ET that being a judge on the talent show has brought out his paternal instinct:

“I never thought in a million years when I signed on to do that show that I would ever be so defensive when it comes to reading a blog or critique about one of my artists. [In the] first season or two, I couldn’t help it. I would just lose my mind when I would see someone picking on a kid, you know.”

Gwen has three sons with ex-husband Gavin Rossdale: Kingston, Zuma, and Apollo. I’m kind of loving the idea of a Blake/Gwen mashup, since it will inevitably end up being a kid named Bubba who rocks a teal Mohawk and sleeveless CBGB T-shirt and likes to go quail huntin’ with his pappy in Oklahoma.

Pic: Wenn.com

Anna Faris “Adores” Chris Pratt, But She’s Also Dating Again

October 19, 2017 / Posted by:

It’s been over two months since Anna Faris and Chris Pratt announced that the love story between the human equivalents of a high-energy pom and a dopey golden retriever was over after eight years of marriage. Since then, Chris has been filming movies and working on his relationship with Jesus, and Anna has jumped back into the dating world.

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THE QUEEN Had Meghan Markle And Prince Hot Ginge Over For Tea

October 19, 2017 / Posted by:

Any British royal can’t announce their engagement until THE QUEEN has had their fiancee over and judged their outfit, shoes, hair, face and mannerisms while gracefully sipping straight gin from a teacup. So, Richard Kay of The Daily Mail says that Prince Hot Ginge asked his gramama to have a little kiki with his girlfriend (who is probably his secret fiancee by now) Meghan Markle. They sipped tea and ate tiny sandwiches and cake in THE QUEEN’s private sitting room at Buckingham Palace. Then Meghan politely excused herself and went to the ladies room where she farted out God Save The Queen from the Britishness of it all.

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