First, lifelong bachelor George Clooney got married and made babies. And now fellow lifelong bachelor John Stamos has gotten engaged at 54 years old to his 31-year-old girlfriend Caitlin McHugh. John proposed to her at Disneyland too. You know you’re sprung to the point of no return when you’re doing cheesy shit like getting engaged at Disneyland. And if I hear that Leonardo DiCatchAHo got engaged, then I’m really getting into my end-of-the-world bunker – Celebitchy
Speaking of the Grand Don of the Pussy Posse, he was seen leaving a tea shop with a woman his own age after having a pot of chamomile. No, he was seen leaving a club with a 19-year-old model – Lainey Gossip
When Sam Smith goes to karaoke, he can sing “I Am Woman” and “I’m Your Man” and mean ’em both – Towleroad
Dorit Kemsley is slowly, but surely, morphing into a mini low-budget version of Erika Jayne – Reality Tea
By now, we all know the sad and icky shit that was going on in NYC and Hollywood thanks to the world’s worst ass wart, Harvey Weinstein. Even Gwyneth Paltrow admitted he harassed her, and now Matt Damon has come forward saying he knew about it. Continue reading
When Kathy Griffin got in trouble for her bloody Trump head art piece/attention grab/what have you back in May, one of the first things she did was lawyer up. Kathy called Gloria Allred’s lawyer daughter Lisa Bloom, who promptly set her up with an apology-filled press conference. Since then, Kathy has lost work and lost friends. She has also lost Lisa Bloom as her lawyer, but according to Kathy, it was her choice.
It was a good thing I was sitting down when news first broke that James Packer and Mariah Carey had called their engagement off, because I was shocked he’d let the love affair of our time die. Now I’m shocked all over gain, because James Packer is out there saying that he and Mimi weren’t really right for each other. Continue reading
I see that one person in America actually watched Ghost in the Shell. And it looks like Taylor Swift found a way to further whitewash the already whitewashed-to-shit Ghost in the Shell movie. That’s a fucking feat!
Eight years ago, The Weinstein Company (eeesh) announced they were working on a biopic about Judy Garland, based on the book Get Happy: The Life of Judy Garland. It was supposed to star Anne Hathaway. Eight years later, a different Judy Garland biopic has been announced and this one will star Renee Zellweger as Judy. “I’m sorry, was my number disconnected recently?” thought a furious Anne Hathaway, as she crushed her phone in her right hand.