Kristin Davis is probably not going to sign Kim Cattrall up for the Sex Toy of the Month club for Christmas like she planned (nothing says Warm Holiday Wishes like a new dildo every month). Brooke from Melrose Place says it’s “deeply frustrating” that Sex and the City 3 is deader than our political system. It turns out that Kim Cattrall realizes that no one wants to see Samantha Jones removing her dentures and putting them in a cup of Polident on the nightstand so she can blow the UPS guy on the big screen. Kim put the kibosh on the film by refusing to be in it. Speaking of sending people gifts to show your appreciation, are we all chipping in on an Edible Arrangement to send to Kim to thank her for sparing us that particular hardship?
Kristin, who hasn’t been that visible since Charlotte York, took to Instagram to share her pain
about not getting that SATC 3 check.
I love to look back at the pics from our LONG history of Sex and the City. I am incredibly lucky to have gotten to play Charlotte through all of her ups and downs ( epitomized in one of my favorite episodes here). It is true that we are not going to be able to make a 3rd film. I wish that we could have made the final chapter, on our own terms, to complete the stories of our characters. It is deeply frustrating not to able to share that chapter (beautifully written by MPK) with all of you. So we will just have our memories, but please know that all of the love and support for us through the years is felt by us and we are so grateful for all of you!SATC forever in our hearts ❤️?❤️?❤️?❤️?
“MPK” is famed SATC producer/writer/director Michael Patrick King. He directed those two movie messes and had apparently already written the third one. Both of those movies made bank at the box office, and you can’t really do them without all four of them which means Kristen was probably making yacht money. I guess I’d be irritated, too. It’s not like Kim’s being highly sought after for the Big Trouble in Little China sequel (such a good movie). She obviously has some time on her hands. *shrug*
As you know, Kim Cattrall tweeted that the story about her making demands was a load of shit and the only demand she made was that she didn’t want to be in a third movie.
In other no longer Patricia Fields-dressed bitchery, Stanford Blatch (aka actor Willie Garson) re-tweeted a link to the Daily Mail article about Kim’s “outrageous demands” being the reason for the movie not happening. Oh, and just in case you didn’t pick up what he was putting down, he tweeted (and later deleted):
“And that, is that. And sadly the reasons are true. Period.”
Uh, you were in both flicks for roughly 3.2 seconds.
Screw Stanford Blatch and his dumb outfits. And screw Charlotte! Kristin Davis will always be psycho Brooke from Melrose Place to me, anyway. She was the first (and if I remember, only) character to drown in the complex pool. That should be at the very top of her IMDB.