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September 30, 2017 / Posted by:

Zion, the umbrella dancing Australian Shepherd from Denmark!

We all woke up today to another wall of extra chunky diarrhea spewed out of the Twitter of the Ninth Circle’s inspiration of the year when he attacked the Mayor of San Juan and responders in Puerto Rico and turned himself into the real victim from the comfort of his dry lair. So because of that, some of us could use a little temporary sunshine of pure joy, and Zion the dancing Australian Shepherd has answered the call and HOW!

Every aspiring Broadway dancer can go ahead and cancel all of their fancy dance classes, because Zion here can teach them everything they need to learn when it comes to impeccable technique and next-level showmanship. The municipality of Brøndby is now known as the dance capital of Denmark thanks to this video filmed by Zion’s human. If you don’t believe in reincarnation, this video will turn you into a believer, because it’s obvious that Gene Kelly lives in the body of this furry wonder!

And in an emergency room somewhere, RiRi has just checked in after suffering from a serious case of SHOOK from watching Zion work an umbrella like no other.

Pic: YouTube via Tastefully Offensive

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