Open Post: Hosted By The Long Shafts Of The Warwick Rowers

It’s that time of year when you start seeing calendars for next year spring up in your local bookstore, so that means it’s also time for the lads who make up the Warwick Rowers to strip to their skivvies and stroke that oar hard in the name of fundraising and charity.

Before Nick Jonas started appearing nekkid on Kingdom with his brand of queer-baiting, the Warwick Rowers were playing with their shafts for an annual calendar that started as a way to fund their program. NewNowNext notes that proceeds from the calendar also go to Sports Allies. The rowers want to combat homophobia, and I say there’s no better way to combat gay-hating turds than with some bubblicious man ass and rippling abs. I guess these guys spent their day on set yelling, “Bye bye, homophobia!!!!”:

Almost a week into our #crowdfunder campaign!! Thanks to all the ones who are supporting us, those of you who haven’t pre-ordered yet, you got until October 15th to do so #WR15

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Because part of the fundraising goes to gay causes, it only seems fitting to promote gay awareness by posing like a Corbin Blue video. Although, I don’t know why this dog got invited to set:

Wishing you sunshine all week! From @lucasetienne_ @tristan_wr & @fluffandphoebe_wr

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Poor bitch just wanted some Kibble, and she ended up as the centerpiece in a dong sandwich. Basically how most of my nights in college went!

Pic: Instagram