Another “Sex And The City” Movie Isn’t Happening And We Have Saint Kim Cattrall To Thank For That 

September 29, 2017 / Posted by:

Kim Cattrall just did the world a huge favor by single handedly putting the kibosh on Sex And The City 3. That’s right, you may never have to cringe your way through another SATC movie again! Daily Mail reports that Kim is totally being a Carrie by making it all about her.

According to Daily Mail, Warner Bros. was ready to go on another big-budget cinematic turd in Manolos and filming was to start any day now. But Kim saved us all by refusing to sign on.

Kim probably sat down at her computer and thought to herself, “I couldn’t help but wonder: Can a middle aged actress really have it all?”. Unfortunately for Kim, the answer is no, only if you’re actually a Carrie. Poor Samantha, always getting shafted! Personally, I’ve never fit  into one of the show’s classic archetypes. I guess if I had to pick I’d say that I’m a Yolanda. You remember Yolanda, right? She was a hooker Carrie passed by in the opening credits.

Co-stars, Sarah Jessica Parker, Cynthia Nixon and The Other One are reportedly “heartbroken” over the demise of the lucrative series. But are they? I mean I know they probably all need the paycheck but did you see the last movie? The Mail talked to a bunch of super salty sources who had nothing but shitty things to say about Kim.

Everyone was looking forward to making this movie but Kim made it all about her, always playing the victim.

Umm, that source seems to know a lot about the behind the scenes drama. Bueller? Anyone?

Another source said, “Ridiculous. Who does she think she is – George Clooney?” and yet another said “This franchise made her and let’s be frank, it’s all she is really known for” to which I say HOW DARE YOU SIR OR MADAM! Mannequin is a fucking masterpiece.

All the hate coming Kim’s way must be about missing out on a phat paycheck. Despite abysmal reviews, the last one (SATC2: Harum Skarum) earned $288 million and the first one cleared a smooth $415 mill. That goes a long way to offsetting their wig budget.

But at last night’s New York City Ballet Gala (pics below), SJP told Extra that the rumors about a Golden Girls prequel (aka a SATC 3 movie) are just that and it’s never ever going to happen:

“It’s over… we’re not doing it.”

At any rate, let us thank Kim. She’s doing the lord’s work.

Pics: Wenn.com, New Line Cinema

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