Actually, based on how this season of Real Housewives of Orange County is going, what will be SHOCKING is if any of you know who the hell Kelly Dodd is. Kelly blabbed to the The Daily Mail that her marriage is over, and, if you watch the show, you’re probably serving this with a dose of “Sure, Jan” since Kelly and her husband Michael Dodd also called it quits back in 2012.
Kelly has taken the throne as shrill brunette in a sea of shrill blondes ever since Heather Dubrow’s time at Camp RHOC ended last season. It also sounds like Kelly has taken a lot of the police department’s time, because while the couple had tried to make it work in therapy, the cops had to visit their place six times over three days in July! And 11 times overall this year! Although, considering how Kelly acts on the show, each call probably just came while Tamra Judge was over for afternoon tea. Kelly told the Mail:
“Our marriage is over, I’m out of there! We’ve have problems for years and I’ve had enough, I’m done with our marriage. It’s just a case where two people can’t get along. It’s best if we went our separate ways and concentrate on our daughter.”
Kelly’s separate way led her to Munich, where she’s doing what any red-blooded gal post-breakup should do: guzzle a barrel of beer at Oktoberfest. All she has to do is find a thick German sausage, and she’ll be well on her way to recovery!