Night Crumbs
Meanwhile on Ellen… Sterling K. Brown took off his top and went for a little ride on a mini tractor. I didn’t know that the “gets off on watching man nipples tame a mini tractor” demographic was a sought-after demographic, but Ellen’s people know what they’re doing, I guess – Lainey Gossip
It came from the sea….. – Drunken Stepfather
Dame Judi Dench totally has other tattoos and one of those tattoos is totally a “bad bitch” tattoo on her b-hole. No one can tell me otherwise – Celebitchy
What Kim Fields and Andy Cohen should’ve talked about is why she’s doing Velvet Rope era Janet Jackson cosplay – Reality Tea
Note to self: Don’t ever bring your trick to your tenant’s apartment and use their dress as a cum rag – Towleroad
What’s the number to 911? I need to call them and report Miley Cyrus for shamelessly stealing one of Loving You Barbie’s resort wear ensembles – Popoholic
Allow Professor Lindsey Pelas to teach you how to perfect the “sexy duck with a headache” pose – Hollywood Tuna
From the What You Need Today files: Tom Hardy with puppies – OMG Blog
Prepare for more alien hair fucking, because James Cameron has begun working on four Avatar sequels – Pajiba
Steven Tyler is down and out so Aerosmith had to cancel a few dates – SOW
At this moment, Bernadette Peters and Patti LuPone are fighting for the role of Snobby Saleswoman #2 in Pretty Woman: The Musical, because the act one finale, It’s Very Expensive (Please Leave), is going to be the riveting ballad of all riveting ballads – Jezebel
Another one of John Travolta’s wigs gave another thrilling performance – Just Jared
Julia Stiles had a shotgun wedding – Popsugar
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