Night Crumbs
Cindy Crawford’s daughter Kaia Gerber is the new IT girl of the fashion world, and yes this is nepotism at work again, but is it so bad if it makes Kendall Jenner and the Hadids seethe so hard that it causes them to actually make a different face? – Lainey Gossip
The look IS Hea Deville (I don’t know her either) giving you goth stripper vampire, or Bella Thorne at a funeral – Drunken Stepfather
Actually, I take that second one back. This is what Bella Thorne would wear to a funeral – Hollywood Tuna
Colin Firth made a good decision by getting dual citizenship, and his wife really, really made a good decision by wearing a dress that Endora would wear to her quinceañera – Celebitchy
Teen Mom Jenelle’s new husband ran his mouth to Radar right before their wedding. So yeah, I’m sure those two wrecks will be divorced as soon as Radar offers her husband the right amount for the exclusive divorce news (tomorrow) – Reality Tea
Two hot pieces, who probably look like Tom of Finland drawings without the help of paint, look like Tom of Finland drawings with the help of paint – Towleroad
One of Lynette Scavo’s grown sons from Desperate Housewives served up a plate of ginger nalgitas on Instagram – OMG Blog
Natalie Portman totally stole that dress from the costume closet when she played Jackie Kennedy – Popoholic
Two Jonas brothers were apparently up for the role of Captain America because everyone in Hollywood is on the wrong kind of drugs – Pajiba
Okay, but I need to know more about the menagerie of chefs around Tony Orlando’s computer – SOW
Beyonce and Jay-Z’s new Hamptons mansion looks like a Nancy Meyers orgasm on roids – Jezebel
Donald Trump is totally going to trash his half of the Best Friends Forever broken heart pendant that he and Tom Brady bought at Claire’s – Just Jared
Jeffrey Dean Morgan twice spilled that the chick from One Tree Hill is having a girl – Popsugar
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