Lena Dunham Says Her Friends Were Triggered By Kylie Jenner’s Pregnancy News

September 25, 2017 / Posted by:

When you first heard the news that 20-year-old Kylie Jenner is knocked up, how did you react? Did you scream? Did you shudder? Did you e-mail your resume to every Calabasas-based child care agency in hopes you’ll score a lucrative million-dollar contract as one of the nannies who will inevitably raise Kylie’s kid after she gets bored with it? Did you feel extremely triggered. If it’s the last one, you’re probably one of Lena Dunham’s friends.

Peoplesays that Lena hopped on Twitter not long after the news broke, saying ten of her friends told her they felt “triggered.

Lena Dunham is 31, doesn’t have kids, and suffers from endometriosis. If her friends are in their 30s and want kids but don’t have them, that might be because they can’t afford them or are having a really tough time trying to get pregnant. Whatever the reason, seeing a 20-year-old get knocked up after a month of dating her boyfriend Travis Scott or possibly for sisterly surrogacy must have had some people in Lena’s circle sweating. Lena says relax, Kylie’s pregnancy is nothing like regular people’s pregnancies.

I don’t know if that last one was a subtle dig at Kylie just barely avoiding a teen pregnancy. But since Lena got a prominent middle spot on the friendship shirt of Her Snakiness, I’m taking it as a maybe.

I can’t focus on the fact that Lena is the kind of friends with people who would get triggered by a celebrity’s baby news. So instead I’ll ask: what in the hell is this fertility industrial complex Lena speaks of? I’m a woman with a uterus – should I be concerned? I’m sure I’m not the only one searching for more information. Kylie and her mom are no doubt researching the fertility industrial complex. Although they would most likely be researching how to capitalize on it. Morning sickness-proof lip kit in Fetu$ coming soon!

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