There’s online speculation that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s mystery baby surrogate is none other than her little half-sister Kylie Jenner. Why doesn’t the Koven just skip these formalities and just merge together into a giant disgusting ball of taupe plastic and bake in the sun by one of their pools in Calabasas? They can set up some sort of webcam so the “fans” can check in on the Karjenner Ball now and then. Don’t hate me, I also nauseated myself with that one.
UsWeekly is noting that online sleuths are speculating that Kylie is maybe doing her sister a solid by carrying her third child. Kimye reportedly experienced difficult pregnancies with daughter North, 4, and son Saint, 1 and change. This would be heart-warming if it was one of those tv movies where the sisters were besties and one of them had trouble conceiving. But these are the Kardashians and real emotions have no place here. Could Kris Jenner be so greedy and shameless as to create a sister surrogate storyline as her latest kash grab? Ugh, don’t answer that.
One Twitter user wrote, “What if the twist in the alleged Kylie Jenner pregnancy is that she’s Kim and Kanye’s surrogate for baby no. 3?” Another mused, “Anyone else think Kylie is just carrying a baby for Kim & Kanye?”
Kimmy and Yeezus’ surrogate is reportedly due to give birth in January. Kylie is apparently four months along with boyfriend Travis Scott’s baby. Start your birthing calculators!
Evidence refuting this nightmare theory comes to us from People. An “insider” (Kris Jenner must have had to hire extra minions to work as “insiders” for Operation Kylie’s Knocked Up) says that Kylie’s family thinks she’s way too young (she’s 20 despite her actual appearance) to have a kid.
“Kylie is very naive,” the insider says, recounting the family’s worries. “Spending time with other people’s kids is obviously completely different than being a mom 24/7. Kylie of course has no idea about all the hard work and sleepless nights.”
This was obviously a Kris Jenner-written press release because there is no way that these people don’t have entire staffs to revolve around their children. Kylie has supposedly wanted a kritter for a while now.
“With Tyga, whenever things were good, Kylie said she wanted a baby,” says the source. “Between spending lots of time with her nieces and nephews, and being around Tyga’s son [4-year-old King Cairo], she claimed she was ready. Her family would beg her to protect herself. They were very concerned.”
“They still think Kylie is too young to have a baby.”
If Kylie is carrying her sister’s child, you would need some sort of genealogical chart and maybe π to calculate the exact amount of gross involved.