The gossip maelstrom over last night’s report that kosmetics kween Kylie Jenner is allegedly carrying boyfriend Travis Scott’s baby has everybody in a tizzy. In addition to demonstrating how the Earth needs a life, it’s possibly causing her ex, living-beyond-his-means rapper Tyga, no end of sadness. Tyga got used to living in the silicone-d lap of luxury, what with the Karjenners enabling him to flip off his arch-enemy the repo man on the regular. Since Kylie dumped him, Tyga probably has to actually pay some car notes and start parking his rides at his mom’s house so they don’t get snatched back. He’s playing it cool though and making paternity “jokes” on Snapchat. You know he’s already tailgating at her house with an at-home paternity test in hand ready to hurl it at her car when it comes out of the gate.
People points out that Tyga’s response to his ex-birthday boobs giver’s supposed pregnancy involved devil emojis and he suggested that the newest member of the next generation of terror wasn’t spawned by Travis Scott.
TYGA POSTED THIS ON SNAP AND DELETED IT WHERE IS MAURY POVICH WHEN YOU NEED HIM???!!! pic.twitter.com/2zVSr3MypL
— Frank White (@SplashyStacks) September 22, 2017
Tyga’s just being hah hah funny for now. The gentle teasing and nonchalant attitude will soon come to a full stop. It’ll happen when he’s rapping for dollars on the beach and Travis Scott floats by on an incredibly expensive yacht with little Kompact Mirror Scott-Jenner bouncing on his lap, and they’re both wearing matching captain’s hats.
Besides inquiring with medical professionals as to whether or not you can perform rhinoplasty while the patient is still in utero, Kris Jenner is also at Milan Fashion Week and soaking her seat over the new press her daughter’s maybe pregnancy has brought her. “Fellas, fellas, one at a time! I don’t want to overshadow the couture!”
The Hollywood Reporter says that the satanic momager was front-row at the Bottega Veneta Spring 2018 show when she was asked for her reaction to the news that Kim’s replacement as bottom bitch might be knocked up.
Jenner said she was surprised to wake up in Milan to the rumors, but would not confirm if they are true or not, saying only, “It wouldn’t be the family if something didn’t happen every single day.”
More like “It wouldn’t be the family if someone wasn’t stunting in hopes to make even more kash, and thankfully the maid had a daughter in Fresno willing to carry a baby in secret so Kylie didn’t have to actually gain any weight. I can’t have fat hoes in my organization even if it’s only for nine months. Ask Rob.”