The Apokalypse Is Upon Us: Kylie Jenner Is Reportedly Pregnant

September 22, 2017 / Posted by:

Do you hear that? That sad little whimpering noise? It’s the sound of Tyga weeping softly and dabbing at his tears with a variety of repossession notices and PAST DUE bills. For it appears another rapper has done what he didn’t do, which is set his bank accounts up for life (or at least 18 years) by knocking up millionaire makeup mogul Kylie Jenner.

According to TMZ, 20-year-old Kylie Jenner is pregnant. And just like that, there’s now a reason to tune into Life of Kylie. Congratulations, Kylie!

TMZ says that the father is 25-year-old rapper Travis Scott. Kylie and Travis have been rumored to be a thing for about five months. TMZ says that Travis was allegedly telling people that Kylie was pregnant at the Day N Night Fest in Anaheim earlier this month. He was reportedly heard saying the same thing at a recent event. Sources tell TMZ that Travis has told his friends about Kylie’s baby, and claims she’s reportedly having a girl. How nice, Kris Jenner will soon have another poor girl to exploit…er, I mean – “manage.

TMZ seems to think Kylie has been dropping hints that she is pregnant on social media. She has been posting older photos and ones cropped from the neck up to Instagram, and today this picture appeared on Snapchat:

She was also seen out shopping last week in the kind of baggy t-shirt that will make you squint and convince yourself you can see some first trimester action in her midsection. A source is also telling Page Six that Kylie is pregnant, and has been looking pregnant-ish for about four months. Multiple sources tell People magazine the same (aka that she’s knocked up).

I’m sure the timing of Kylie’s knocked-up news is no coincidence. The Keeping Up with the Kardashians 10 year anniversary special airs on Sunday night. So my guess is that it happened today because Kylie is a good daughter who wanted to give her mama the gift of an extra boost of publicity for that shit show. But I really want to believe Kylie is an evil mastermind who has been planning this pregnancy for months, waiting to announce it at just the right time. Thus yanking all the 10-year anniversary attention away from Kim and officially usurping her position as the family’s fame whore supreme!

Pic: Instagram

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