Expecting a Gallagher brother to bring a bit of sunshine to the world is a bit like expecting Pete Doherty to lead this weekend’s Sunday School class; not likely to happen. With that being said, you might want to remain seated for the following. Because watching Liam Gallagher looking like a lobotomized elephant as it works its way around the kitchen making tea is such an unexpected ray of light.
Earlier this week, BBC Three tweeted out a video of Liam making his own tea. That’s it. But don’t be deceived by its simplicity. Liam swears, Liam complains, but Liam does thoroughly enjoy his tea.
Liam Gallagher making tea is the best thing you'll see today. As you were. pic.twitter.com/JaAB0p6Qr2
— BBC Three (@bbcthree) September 20, 2017
After Liam takes that first sip and orgasmically says, “It’s faaawkin good, man,” Liam starts to yearn for the good ol’ days of the 90s. And, no, not because he’d go downstairs not knowing if it was going to be Kate Moss or Naomi Campbell passed out in his garden. It’s because those were the golden years when NOW That’s What I Call Music CDs were the closest thing to Spotify, and an artist still made enough coin to employ four groupies to make tea after a good shagging. These days, nobody is making enough of a cut from Spotify or Tidal. Hell, even the owners of Tidal aren’t making money from Tidal.
As a result, Liam must go pilfer tea bags from the nearest Hampton Inn and make a cuppa himself! Poor Liam. These days, Kate and Naomi are more likely to turn up to a Saturday X Factor watch party at Noel’s (SNAKES!) than a rock star rager, and Noel is forced to make his own tea in what looks like the worst dorm room you can find on a community college campus. Please, someone bring back CDs so this man can hire a tea groupie!