Tori Spelling and DeanMcDermott already have five kids, and it sounds like her mom Candy Spelling would really like to cut off her dependents at five.
UsWeekly caught up with Tori’s mom at the American Humane Hero Dog Awards on Saturday, and she delivered a not-subtle warning to Tori’s fertile uterus and The Deaner’s over-active peener: PLEASE NO MORE GRANDKIDS.
“Let me tell you, she’s my daughter. I love her. I would do anything to help my children if I can. She just loves her kids. I hope she’s finished, but you never know.”
Candy should have added in a friendly reminder that more kids means more expenses. Like renting the big van for weekend visits in the event The Deaner gets imprisoned for child support evasion.
The only thing Tori and The Deaner like more than making mountains of debt is making babies. It’s like the old times when there was no television; Tori and The Deaner don’t have anything else to do at night but hump on each other (except in this case, there’s no TV because their cable probably got shut off from never getting paid). To be honest, if Candy wants to cut them off at five, she’s going to have to make sure The Deaner gets snipped. Actually, a vasectomy would be a great Christmas present for The Deaner; it’s always nice when someone surprises you with something you can’t afford to buy for yourself.