Night Crumbs

September 20, 2017 / Posted by:

This quick, but mesmerizing, clip of Reese Witherspoon refusing to let Nicole Kidman hold the Emmy they won for Big Little Liars should be turned into a 7-part HBO series from David E. Kelley. It will win the Outstanding Limited Series Emmy and Reese and Nicole will fight over who gets to hold it  – Lainey Gossip

And two minutes later, all of those mugs were empty and Messica Simpson’s German beer maid skirt flew up as her drunk ass stumbled into the pool – Drunken Stepfather

I don’t know if Chateau Sheree has been repossessed yet, but before the repo men do that, can they do Sheree Whitfield a favor and repossess that sad white blond wig on her head? – Reality Tea

Ariel Winter Is Ranting At People Who Hate On The Way She Dresses: Take 9,093,984 – Celebitchy

George Michael was working on a documentary when he died, and here’s the teaser trailer for it – Towleroad

It’s hard to even notice Karlie Kloss’ hard nips when you’re too busy heaving over her Sam & Libby shoes from 90s HELL – The Nip Slip

Can the plot to the next Terminator movie be about Linda Hamilton and Arnold Schwarzenegger getting together to save and clean up Edward Furlong?  – IDLYITW

Emma Stone looks like she’s got jaundice of the eyelids – Popoholic

The ads for Katy Perry’s line of shoes look like a community college production of Twin PeaksHollywood Tuna

What’s most surprising is that people are still Googling Avril Lavigne’s name in 2017 – Jezebel

It’s Sabrina The Teenage Witch’s turn to get a gritty, dark reboot. They’re going to make Salem the cat a cutter and shoplifter who is voiced by Morrissey – Pajiba

As that mouse gets praised by its mouse friends for being the bad bitch that it is, that pussy is getting shamed by pussy-kind for being the scaredy bitch that it is – SOW

Rosie O’Donnell took a big, sloppy shit on a Daily Mail writer who interviewed her knocked up estranged daughter – Just Jared

And now let’s end with a good news bad news headline. The good news is that Mario Batali has finally sworn off those devil shoes, but the bad news is that he traded them in for a different pair of devil shoes.

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Pic: @PatrikSandberg

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