Hot Slut Of The Day!
The Baby Grows doll!
In the golden age of potent fuckery that we all know and love as the 1980s, toy companies were in a war to see who could come up with the weirdest and creepiest shit that’d entertain children, but make parents lock their bedroom doors and sleep while clutching a rosary that’s been dipped in holy water. Playmates Toys, which sounds like the name for Hugh Hefner’s line of bunny-eared dildos but is the actual name of a toy company, stepped up to the challenge in the 1980s when they used the seed of Satan to create Baby Grows.
Baby Grows was a doll from the 80s (that YouTube headline is lying, she was from the 80s) who had a handle in her back that you’d pull to make her legs and her teeth grow. Yes, she grew teeth and suddenly developed a craving for human blood! The commercial and jingle for Baby Grows is supposed to be cutesy and sweet, but this shit looks the opening of a horror movie.
I bet there’s still some parents who are in mental hospitals because they’ve never been the same ever since they woke up one night and ran into Baby Grows who grabbed the handle on her back, pulled it and smiled a demonic smile as she grew teeth.
I know, I need to stop. Baby Grows wasn’t a spawn of Lucifer (she totally was). Any doll that can double as a Baby Kath from Kath & Kim doll is obviously one of God’s most precious creatures.
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