Time to rethink that boyfriend pillow with Ryan Phillippe’s face on it because it turns out he might be TPTMT (Too Problematic Too Masturbate To). TMZ reports that things got messier than a Porta Potty at Coachella between Ryan and his model ex-girlfriend Elsie Hewitt. Elsie filed a lawsuit claiming that Ryan has a problem with the good/bad shit (shrooms, coke, ecstasy and roids = all the yikes) and that he physically assaulted her when she came to his house to get her shit after they broke up.
According to TMZ:
Elsie Hewitt claims in the lawsuit, obtained by TMZ, on July 4th, she went to pick up things from his house and she realized he was extremely drunk. She says after she tried talking with him he attacked her, grabbed her upper arm so hard it left heavy bruises and violently threw her down the stairs as hard as he could.
She went to the hospital, cops took a report and she got a protective order.
Elsie claims that Ryan threw her down the stairs “like a doll” and screamed at her to get out of his house using salty language. Ryan’s camp claims that Elsie was the instigator in the dispute and that she showed up drunk and belligerent, attacked Ryan and refused to leave his house. Ryan says she hurt herself by falling down when he was trying to remove her from the premises.
According to The Blast, The LAPD and the Los Angeles City Attorney’s Office investigated but couldn’t determine who the real asshole in the situation was so they are both on notice to keep that shit in check. Even though no criminal charges have been filed, Elsie is looking to get broken off more than a million dollars in a civil suit. Ryan’s camp suggests that she’s a money grubbing fame whore looking for a big payday. Here’s her most recent Instagram post.
we spend a lot of time on here showing our happiest moments and it's easy to assume someone's life is perfect. everyone's fighting their own battles that they understandably choose not to share. sometimes it's crazy to me that people show interest in me/my life when I've shared so much more of what I'm doing and how I look as opposed to who I really am. I'm a very private person but there are some tribulations I've been facing recently so I wanted to say thank u guys for your love, thank you to those who have been there for me, and thank you for those in my life who haven't, for teaching me a good lesson. I think it's important to feel all your feelings, both happy and sad in order to overcome and to grow stronger. everyone is on their own path and has their own pain. always get back up, keep trying and stand up for yourself and what you believe in. i'll keep working hard and working on lifting my spirits 🕊and if anything, just take this as a positive reminder to be the best and kindest you can be in a struggling world full of enough suffering and hatred. i love u
Whether the accusations against Ryan are true or not (and I mean, isn’t “she fell down the stairs” one of the oldest lines in the book?) then there are probably a lot of us out there who are going to have to go down to their Spank Bank Saving and Moan and withdraw all of their Phillipe stocks and bonds and burn them in a trash can fire under the freeway overpass. I’ll meet you guys down there.