Night Crumbs
If the whole “master thespian” thing stops working for Judith Light, she should sashay into her nearest Barbizon and ask if they’re currently looking for a Professor of Posing, because she can turn the world on with a pose – Lainey Gossip
Seven years after we all thought that Jeffrey Dean Morgan was going to drop Hilarie Burton after getting one of his side tricks knocked up, they’re still together and are expecting another baby – Celebitchy
If you’ve got a piece of wood that needs sanding, hold it close to your laptop speaker and press play on Lindsay Lohan roughly growling out happy birthday to White Oprah – Drunken Stepfather
Great, I bet Ex-Countess LuAnn is just talking to Tom Colicchio’s sleazy twin brother again so that he can cameo on next season of The Real HouseMesses of New York City – Reality Tea
Why the Little Monsters are crying in Spanish, German, Italian and Swiss today: Lady Gaga has postponed her European tour – Towleroad
Armie Hammer is in GQ Style wearing your pepaw’s sweater with no shirt – OMG Blog
Someone has been going through the dirty laundry basket in Holli Would from Cool World’s apartment….. – Popoholic
Bella Thorne is looking like she’s at a rave sponsored by Brazzers – Hollywood Tuna
Did I think that a piece of my Monday would be spent looking at Robin Tunney’s nip? No, I didn’t, but it happened – The Nip Slip
Adrien Brody is still pissed at Seth MacFarlane for making fun of his hung nose – SOW
Kate Walsh got a lemon-sized benign tumah removed from her brain two years ago – Just Jared
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