Jackie Hoffman Is Not The One When It Comes To Losing An Emmy
I hope Emmy nominee and former HSOTD Jackie Hoffman wakes up this morning smiling with no regrets after losing to Laura Dern in the best supporting actress in a limited series or TV movie category. Because today, when you do a Google search for “sore loser” you will find a galaxy of memes with Jackie’s picture and the words “DAMN IT!!!” written underneath.
Jackie, who portrayed Joan Crawford’s no nonsense, “Bitch get cho’ shit together!” maid/confidante Mamacita in Ryan Murphy’s Feud: Bette and Joan earlier this year, had no time for grace or class after her name wasn’t called. According to The Hollywood Reporter, after Laura Dern was announced as the winner Jackie let everyone know that the Emmys got it all the way wrong and she wasn’t interested in playing pretty at all.
As presenters Riz Ahmed and Issa Rae announced the winner of the category, Hoffman was clearly seen onscreen yelling, “Damn it, damn it!” as Dern rose to accept the statuette for her role on HBO’s Big Little Lies.
I’m not sure if Jackie was simply kidding around or if she had a full on Joey Tribbiani at the Soapies moment, but she continued with her sour grapes performance via Twitter in a barrage of that have surely solidified her position in the Messy Bitch Hall of Fame.
First she started out obviously pissed;
Laura Dern had famous parents. Forgive me for being from real people #elitism #Emmys2017
— Jackie Hoffman (@JackieHoffman16) September 18, 2017
Then, she gave herself a new hashtag
Molina sitting in front in front of me and Mandy Patinkin behind me #Emmy2017 #losercita
— Jackie Hoffman (@JackieHoffman16) September 18, 2017
Then shit took a hard right into What The Fuck?? when she started making some crazy accusations
I hear that Laura Dern runs a child porn ring #soreloser Emmys2017
— Jackie Hoffman (@JackieHoffman16) September 18, 2017
I hear that Laura Dern looted art from Nazi victims
— Jackie Hoffman (@JackieHoffman16) September 18, 2017
Finally, before she began tweeting with #commonsense Jackie let us all in on the joke.
I hear the media actually taking my reaction seriously? Are you kidding me?
— Jackie Hoffman (@JackieHoffman16) September 18, 2017
Methinks last night’s tweets may have been sponsored by the letters A and S for “alcohol” and “sadness“, but I don’t blame her. Even if she was just joking, losing an award hurts like hell. And I know. Because when I lost the award for best costume at my school’s Halloween party in 1986 I was so sad I quietly ate all the damn candy in one sitting (still wearing the costume mind you. Yeah, I know) And speaking of candy, Jackie ended her night with this tweet;
When I think it can’t get any more bizarre: the limo service gave me a gift bag of books and sour patch kids. Bless them
— Jackie Hoffman (@JackieHoffman16) September 18, 2017
Sour Patch Kids huh? Perhaps the limo service is run by Laura Dern’s fan club and they wanted to let Jackie know they didn’t appreciate all of her digs at their queen? But honestly, I hope Jackie logs into her account today and posts a photo of herself wearing a t-shirt that says FUCK THE EMMYS! Because THAT’S the kinda gangsta-ass shit Mamacita would do.
Check out Jackie’s not-at-all-subtle shade below.
Pics: Wenn