Archetypal reality television prick Scott Disick is dating the formerly Bieber-adjacent Sofia Richie, according to People. Scott is 34 and Sofia turned 19 last month. And I thought Nicole was the Richie who (used to) make really bad choices (criminal charges, speaking to Paris Hilton, etc). And my apologies for what’s about to follow but Sofia herself say the two are just “homies.” Dear God.
Lionel Richie’s daughter and the dude who fathered the kind-of-not-as-irritating (but still a Kardashian) Kardashian sister’s children have reportedly been seeing each other since Cannes in May. They were seen “cuddling” on a yacht. I guess Bella Thorne was too busy shopping for questionable outfits to take selfies in? I’m already sea-sick.
Since then, the pair has spent time together in Las Vegas and Malibu, despite Richie squashing relationship rumors at the end of May when she tweeted: “Just so everyone can get their panties out of their asses, Scott and I are just homies.”
But what if you’re wearing a thong, Sofia? Despite Sofia’s denial, People’s “source” insists that they’re definitely an example of the worst of the LA pseudo-celebrity dating scene. There’s a lot of “giggles” and they’re “very flirty.” Oh, brother.
“Since returning to L.A., Scott and Sofia are inseparable. They are spending every day together. Sofia seems smitten.”
Oh, and 19-year-old Sofia “looks up to” to Disick (*shudder*) and she’s somehow managed to turn this donkey into a gentleman! It’s like My Fair Lady except without the songs, or the intelligence, or big hats and umbrellas used as canes.
“Scott takes care of her, opens the car door and pays for everything,” the source adds.
If true, this is sort of a feat because her “homie” actually has clickbait posts concerning the magnitude of his ass-holery.
Sofia’s alleged etiquette classes haven’t spurred a TOTAL makeover. People says that police were called to his house last month on a Britney special (5150 psychiatric hold) but it ended up not happening. And his struggles with booze means that Sofia and Scotty can barely get a moment alone.
“It’s like Scott expects to get sick or collapse, because he doesn’t want to be alone at all. He has friends staying at his house every night.”
I’m guessing those aren’t friends from AA. A related question – do you think Lionel Richie owns that awesome bust of him from the “Hello” video? I care not a whit about these two, but the current ownership of that incredible piece of art intrigues me.