A Sick Lady Gaga Had To Bail On Rock In Rio

September 15, 2017 / Posted by:

This might be the worst possible news for any Lady Gaga fan who has ever typed the words “COME TO BRAZIL QUEEN!” into Twitter or Instagram. Lady Gaga heard you, she was planning on coming to Brazil, but she got sick and is no longer coming to Brazil, queen.

On Instagram yesterday, Gaga broke the news that she’s canceled her set at Rock in Rio music festival today in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil because she’s currently in the hospital.

Gaga must be really sick if she Instagrammed a boring picture of her arm, and not a selfie of her wearing a cut-up hospital gown as a crop-top. About an hour later, another statement went up on her Instagram.

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Lady Gaga added in a third post that she was really bummed out about having to cancel, because Rio means so much to her (the explanation was accompanied by a picture of a tattoo that says RIO on the back of her neck). In her upcoming documentary Gaga: Five Foot Two, Lady Gaga is shown to be dealing with some serious medical issues. She recently admitted on Twitter that she’s suffering from fibromyalgia.

Gaga had to cancel a concert in Montreal, Quebec earlier this month due to illness. She sent all her fans pizzas as an apology gift for bailing on them at the last minute. Instead of pizza, her Brazil fans will instead be getting…Maroon 5? That doesn’t seem like a fair substitution. Was there no pizza available?

Maroon 5 better put on a Lady Gaga-worthy show. Singing “Animals” to a heavily processed club beat isn’t going to cut it. The people of Brazil expect – nay, deserve – to see Adam Levine teeter on stage in 7-inch art project heels with the lower half of his ass hanging out of a pair of hot pants.

Pic: Wenn.com

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