Ted Cruz Talked About “That Like,” Porn And Sex Toys On CNN

September 14, 2017 / Posted by:

Earlier this week the internet went nuts when a video of some people fucking got liked on Twitter by none other than scrunchy perv-faced senator Ted Cruz. Of course, he immediately launched into “Oh Hell No!” mode by denying that he was the one who liked it and blamed a member of his staff (which would be a hot title for a political porno. Perhaps he can direct). You’d think that this is where the drama would die, but CNN had other plans.

The Daily Beast reports that during Jake Tapper’s show The Lead he spoke with fellow CNN anchor Dana Bash about an interview she conducted with Ted Cruz(es for porn) that was supposed to be about tax reform. However, Dana chose to begin her interview with her head cocked to the side and basically asking, “So ya’ like porn do ya?

“Look, we had a staffer who accidentally hit the wrong button and it was a screw-up,” Cruz explained. “I will say, Twitter went crazy with it, it became trending. As soon as we found out about it, we pulled it down. And it’s generated a lot of amusement, has prompted a lot of jokes, I understand that.” He seemed to enjoy one Twitter joke that said something along the lines of, “If only this had happened during the presidential race, Cruz might be in the White House right now.”

Whatever Ted. You probably thought you were logging into one of your secret porn watching accounts when that tweet was liked. Don’t try to play the blame game with us! And then, as if shit couldn’t get any more awkward Dana decided to dial the creep factor up to a billion when she and Ted (whose secret Twitter handle is probably @TeddyLikesTitties69) began discussing sex toys.

Just when it seemed that Bash might move on to the tax reform discussion, she asked Cruz if he can “appreciate the irony that you once defended a Texas law banning sales of sex toys?” Cruz pushed back on that narrative, which has been making the rounds online this week, calling the idea that he personally supported that law “totally false.” As the solicitor general for Texas, Cruz said it was his job to defend whatever laws the state passes.

“One of those laws was a law restricting the sale of sex toys, a stupid law,” he said. “Listen, I am one of the most libertarian members of the Senate. I think it is idiotic, but, it is an opportunity for knuckleheads in the media to claim, oh, isn’t this ironic that Cruz wants to ban these things?”

THEN, just before she FINALLY moved onto the damn tax reform questions, Dana just had to give the people a vomit-inducing image of Senator Hypocrite McHatesGays using a Fleshlight while watching pirated porn:

“I can’t believe I’m going to ask you this, but you’re officially saying Ted Cruz is OK with people buying sex toys?” Bash asked him.

“I am saying consenting adults should be able to do whatever they want in their bedrooms,” Cruz replied. “The media and the left seem obsessed with sex. Let people do what they want!”

Here’s my question; when the hell did the letters CNN begin to stand for Cable’s Naughty Network? It’s bad enough we have to see The Pussy Grabber on a daily basis, but now we have to hear about Ted Cruz’s stance on sex toys? Check please, America!

You can check out the entire interview below:

Pic: CNN/YouTube

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