In about 10 years when Jennifer Lopez is damn near 60 years old (because it’s closer than you think), I believe it will be time for her to release her memoir entitled Man Trap: My Life In Pictures. Unfortunately for us this memoir will only consist of photos that feature JLo putting up her middle finger in front of pictures of all her exes. And then, the very last page will be a drawing of a heart with the words A-Rod 4EVER inside of it. Because according to JLo, Alex Rodriguez is the best man she’s ever known
I’m in a good relationship. I feel like I can say that for the first time — I don’t know — maybe ever,” Lopez, 48, told Hola! USA in an interview published on Wednesday, September 13. “And not that I didn’t have great relationships, full of love and adventure, but this is the first relationship I’ve been where I feel like we really make each other better. We complement each other, and there’s really pure, true love. Just wanting to support the other person and make them happy. So there’s a different selflessness in the love that’s beautiful and different. And healthy!
Ouch! I’m sure her ex-husbands Ojani Noa, Cris Judd and the father of her 9-year-old twins Marc Anthony called each other on three-way to form the We Hate J.Lo! Fan Club after reading that shit. The shade of it all! But who cares? JLo is happier than she’s ever been and A-Rod has no complaints either.
The former Yankees player recently opened up to Us Weekly exclusively about the influence his love of several months has had on his daughters. “Their role model is Jen and how diverse she is in terms of the arts and her career,” Rodriguez said at Kia Stinger Runway Racing NY2017 at Chelsea Piers on Tuesday, September 12. “For them to be around their role model is so cool.” He added: “It’s a huge thrill to be around one of the worlds greatest talents.”
I can see now why this relationship works so well; A-Rod strokes JLo’s ego and JLo lets him. Of course this is the best relationship she’s ever been in because the shit is 100% about her! Or so she thinks… Their date nights probably consist of the two of them watching one of her movies in silence. And as JLo’s eyes are stuck to her image on the screen, A-Rod covertly looks down at his iPhone and longingly looks at his favorite thing to look at (besides a mirror): his beautiful centaur portrait.