Ugh, Josh Duggar. The only creature on that beach so gross, the tide wouldn’t take it out.
Earlier this year, Josh Duggar and his apparently in-it-for-the-long-haul wife Anna Duggar announced they were expecting their fifth child, which they may or may not have made during a visit in sex rehab, because why wouldn’t that be something that happened?
UsWeekly says that Josh and Anna took to the family’s website yesterday to announce that on September 12, they became the parents of a baby boy. Josh and Anna are super-committed to the letter M. Their first four children are: Mackynzie (7), Michael (5), Marcus (4), and Meredith (2). Naturally I figured they would continue with the M theme and name their fifth child something like Maybeweshouldstophavingkids. But they went with something a little more normal.
“We are so thankful and happy to announce the arrival of our new son, Mason Garrett Duggar. Both he and Anna are doing well. He arrived today without complication and we already adore him. The entire family is ecstatic over the arrival of another beautiful blessing.”
I can’t believe I’m about to give a compliment to a Duggar, but I’ve got to hand it to them with that name. If you say Mason Garrett fast, it sort of sounds like Mrs. Garrett. And any name that reminds a person of The Facts of Life ain’t half bad.
They also posted a picture of Mason. Now, those could be normal baby tears. They could also be the result of Mason glancing at his parents and realizing he had been born into the Duggar clan.