Harrison Ford is forever? Maybe that explains how his 75-year-old ass has been able to walk away from multiple plane accidents.
Last December, Ryan Gosling told GQ a story about how he took a punch to his pretty face from Harrison while filming Blade Runner 2049. It was during a take where Harrison was supposed to stage punch Ryan, but Harrison ended up getting a real one in. Now it’s time for Harrison’s side of the story.
Harrison talked to GQ for their October issue, and they cover a lot of ground. Like Carrie Fisher’s revelation that she regularly hooked up with Harrison during the filming of Star Wars. Harrison didn’t really want to talk about that. One thing he did want to talk about was that action scene gone wrong. According to Harrison, it’s Ryan Gosling’s fault.
“His job was to be out of the range of the punch. My job was also to make sure that I pulled the punch. But we were moving, and the camera was moving, so I had to be aware of the angle to the camera to make the punch look good. You know, I threw about a hundred punches in the shooting of it, and I only hit him once.”
Ryan Gosling claimed that Harrison Ford came to “apologize” with a bottle of scotch, which he proceeded to pour a glass for Ryan and leave with the bottle. Oh, Harrison doesn’t deny that at all.
“Yeah? What – did he fucking expect the whole bottle? You know, I figured one drink would fix it. That was enough…No, he was fun to work with. I like him a lot. He’s a smart guy. I mean, he’s a fucking Mouseketeer – he’s been doing this since he was 6 years old or something. He knows what he’s doing.”
Oh my god Harrison, stop – you’re going to kill him! First you threaten to end his career by fucking up his gorgeous face, and now you’re body slamming his ego with that not-subtle Mousketeer shade.
I think Harrison forgot for a second that he too has done some embarrassing shit in the past. But Harrison says that he doesn’t wear that mid-life crisis earring anymore.
“Fuck. No, I just woke up one morning…I think I lost it somewhere. Fell out. But I just never put it back in. I just forget about it..If they thought that was the result of midlife crisis, I was happy enough with that. I had a midlife crisis and that’s the only sign.”
If Ryan wants to get Harrison back, he could always bring up the fact that Harrison admitted his sexy earring was the result of a trip to Claire’s. I wonder if while he was there, Calista Flockhart caved and also let him get a pack of BFF toe rings and a pencil with a springy glitter frog on the cap.
Pic: Peter Hapak/GQ