One Of Leonardo DiCaprio’s Past Pieces Might Be Getting A Second Chance
This picture of Leonardo DiCaprio pondering pensively has nothing to do with this story. But I like to think this is the same way he looks when he’s going through his old girlfriends and seeing which ones might get a repeat appearance in his life. “Lukas, show me the next list. I’d like blondes from 2013-2014. Let’s start with the first quarter, and can you list them by Victoria’s Secret catalogue appearances? Thank you, Lukas.”
The last time we checked in with Leo’s lil’ Titanic (ew I’m sorry), he had reportedly broken with tradition and was dating a 23-year-old model named Lorena Rae that had (gasp!) brown hair. Leo was most recently seen with Lorena last Thursday night.
Model of the moment! Ladies' man Leonardo DiCaprio parties the night away with new girl Lorena Rae in NYC https://t.co/IVWAq7O33B
— Daily Mail Celebrity (@DailyMailCeleb) September 8, 2017
Leo’s attempt at branching out of his boner comfort zone must have been such an unwelcome shock to his system, because it appears that only two days later, he decided to return to the safety and comfort of familiar cooch-itory. According to some very convincing evidence from People magazine, there’s a good chance 42-year-old Leonardo DiCaprio is back with 25-year-old blonde panty model Toni Garrn again.
A lit-looking Leo and Toni were seen walking hand-in-hand while exiting a club in New York on Saturday. A source tells people they left at around 5:30am, and both went home in the same vehicle.
Leonardo DiCaprio Holds Hands with Ex-Girlfriend Toni Garrn at New York Fashion Week Party https://t.co/5eK2TqATer
— People (@people) September 9, 2017
If that isn’t the face of something called The Pussy Posse, I don’t know what is.
Leo got together with Toni back in 2013, and he skedaddled out of there towards the end of 2014. This isn’t the first time Leo has gone back into the archives. Last year he was rumored to have recycled Nina Agdal.
Leo and Toni’s possible hook-up happened during New York Fashion Week. And that’s an important thing to note, because NYFW is basically Leo’s version of walking into Golden Corral with a One Free Buffet Visit coupon. He could have filled up his plate with two, three dozen blonde models in their 20s, but instead he took home a tried-and-true favorite. Or maybe Drunk Leo just can’t tell blonde models apart anymore and he took home Toni by accident thinking she was new. If that’s the case, Leo – you need a better system. Maybe a swipe-card with an expiry date or something. A Frequent PussyPass, if you will.
Pic: Wenn.com