Night Crumbs
Ben Affleck and Lindsay Shookus were seen on a date at the U.S. Open this weekend. It appears they’re still all about color-coordinating their outfits in various shades of blue. At least we’ll know when they’re trouble in paradise (aka Lindsay defiantly shows up for a predetermined pap stroll wearing something orange) – Lainey Gossip
One of Jessica Alba’s titties must not have been getting enough attention, because it recently made a run for it from behind her shirt – Drunken Stepfather
Things that might be of relevance to you: The baby growing inside of Mindy Kaling’s uterus is a girl – Celebitchy
Asa from Shahs of Sunset says Mercedes is obsessed with her, and now I’ve got Mariah Carey’s “Obsessed” in my head (Thank you, Asa!) – Reality Tea
Kendall Jenner showed up to an event in her family’s obligatory red carpet event dress code of something sheer with visible underwear – Popoholic
James Woods got roasted like a Thanksgiving turkey on Twitter by Armie Hammer – Towleroad
Meanwhile, Miss Texas grabbed Trump by the greasy peach weave hairs and dragged him for his response to Charlottesville during last night’s Miss America Pageant – Boy Culture
It was incredibly kind of an icon like Pamela Anderson to allow a fan to ride the elevator with her – SOW
It’s the 10 year anniversary of “Leave Britney alone!“. I will be celebrating by treating myself to an extra-large java chip Frapp purchased in a pair of pink terrycloth shorts and flip-flops – OMG Blog
Either that’s purple glitter paint on Bella Thorne’s stomach, or she went to McDonaldland and hooked up with The Grimace – Hollywood Tuna
Rihanna closed her latest New York Fashion Week show by scooting around on the back of a dirtbike in some Kenny Powers glasses, because of course she did – Jezebel
Brie Larson’s dress looks like she’s about to invite you into the dining room for a bowl of Watergate salad – Just Jared
Here’s the pretty pretty pretty good trailer for the 9th season of Curb Your Enthusiasm – Popsugar
One of the Property Brothers reportedly dumped his wife for a topless dancer. I guess you could say he was more interested in erecting something open-concept on his cul-de-sac – Starcasm
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