Divorce With The Countess: Rebound Edition

September 11, 2017 / Posted by:

The artist formerly known as The Countess Luann de Lesseps might need to send her ex Tom D’Agostino a copy of Class With The Countess. Because getting engaged one month after announcing a split does not seem like the proper way to handle a D’ivorce.

Radar Online says Tom popped the question to Lu’s former friend, Anna Rothschild, and this is totally the real kinda hunka-hunka burnin’ love that piece of man meat has been searching his whole life for…until the next fresh hen pops into a Long Island dive bar of his choosing. A source who spoke to Radar about this mess seems to think it’s legit:

“Tom gave Anna a huge diamond ring. They’re very in love. This is the real thing.”

A source of many words! This would be easier to believe if, you know, he wasn’t known for playing tonsil hockey with half of lower Manhattan’s lady population while still attached to Luann. Or that his last “real thing” lasted all of eight months.

The plus for Luann is that this does give her added job security in Andy Cohen’s Harem of Hot Messes. Anna knew Tom for 12 years and was apparently also friends with Ramona Singer and Sonja Morgan. So this is certain to lead to the type of Pinot Grigio-fueled scream arguments that only Bethenny Frankel’s dog Cookie will be able to hear.

Either way, Tom and Anna were spotted out in the Hamptons over Labor Day Weekend, and the source notes Tom is free to marry 90 days after the divorce is final. What is with the women in this circle?! Can’t they bump up the radius on their Middle-Aged Lady Grindr or whatever the fuck hook-up app they use to 10 miles instead of 10 feet? They’re all batting around the same Upper East Side Boy Scout leader at this point, and the poor thing is getting worn out and running out of room to put all those merit badges!

Pic: Wenn.com

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