That’s like me being annoyed about Little Debbie sending me free samples. America’s New First Lady Kim Kardashian is reportedly expecting a third child via surrogate with husband Kanye West. Despite her and her Machiavellian mother probably having leaked the details themselves, Kim has the
overly inflated buttcheeks balls to act all irritated about this REPREHENSIBLE invasion of her privacy. This is the woman who is doing everything but projecting footage of her sex tape onto her voluminous buttocks in the name of attention, publicity, and a quick buck ART and FASHUN. Now she wants privacy.
E! News caught up with the gal who makes the late, great Greta Garbo look like a chronic oversharer during the “ICONS By Carine Roitfeld” ever at New York Fashion Week. Kim would like it better if SHE were the one to share her reproductive news, thank you. I know E! reporter Catt Sandler’s paycheck is pretty much due to the Kardashians but, still, how did she manage not to laugh in her face?
“I’ve definitely seen a lot of things, we’ve never confirmed anything,” she shared with E! News exclusively on Friday night. “So, I think when we’re ready to talk about it we will, and I think it’s super invasive when people are just… So many details out there, and like I’ve never heard this, I’ve never heard this. Like whatever. We have not confirmed it, and that’s that. I’ll let you know when we’re ready.”
She’ll let you know when they’re ready in a two-hour E! special. Kim also took the time to address Sharon Osbourne recently saying that Kim’s tendency to show her body off on social media doesn’t make her a feminist. The spiritual lovechild of Gloria Steinem and Betty Friedan would beg to differ, Shar!
“First of all, I think she said I said a quote about, ‘I post nude photos in the name of feminism.’ Never said that. So I think when people misquote you and then comment, it just sounds ridiculous,” Kim shared with us. “I post nude photos because I like how I look and I feel proud when I’ve lost all this baby weight and I post it because I feel like posting it and I feel powerful.”
Kim probably won’t be on The Talk anytime soon.
She continued, “But I’ve never been like the ‘free the nipple’ kind of girl so…if I post a photo, I post it because I like how I look. So she kind of misquoted me on that and I thought it just looked really, like stupid.”
T-minus 10 seconds until Kelly Osbourne’s yappy ass finds the nearest media outlet available to call Kim a fat slag for defaming her mother.
It’s truly insidious that Kim & Co. are shameless fame succubi but then try to appear as if they’re not. Own it, Kim! We already know that you live on attention. If people stopped paying attention to you (GUILTY!), you and your family would fade away into a pile of ass silicone and facial fillers.