Taradise, we barely knew ye. It’s been so long since I’ve seen Meryl Streep successor Tara Reid here on Dlisted that I was beginning to worry about her. Had she quit the biz, and turned to her true calling – the drunk lady at table #15 at the Ruby Tuesday’s off the highway in Hackensack, NJ? No – she’s still kicking! Coming off her highly acclaimed work in the Sharknado quadrology, Tara immediately took a roll in future Criterion Classic Andy The Talking Hedgehog. That howling laughter you hear coming from Donnie Wahlberg’s house is Jenny McCarthy. (Luckily for her, she turned the role down.)
TooFab pointed us to Tara’s recently tweeted work of art above, and noted it was coming soon. Oh please please please be coming soon? Dean Cain, too? This future Oscar sweeper also has an IMDB page, where the acid trip plot is explained like this:
Tara Reid brings her Oscar award winning prowess to this documentary about a hedgehog that Dean Cain farted on giving it the ability to talk. It’s a fun loving family movie that will for sure make you say “WOWZA. That’s a stinky fart!”
Dean Cain farting on a hedgehog is definitely someone’s kink.
However, this could be a hoax. Someone tracked down the art that the obviously masterful graphic designer involved with the marketing of Andy The Talking Hedgehog used to make the poster. Apparently on GIMP? Oh, please don’t be a hoax.
This image is a compilation of a 2000-era headshot of Tara Reid
and a flipped 2014 Today Show appearance by Dean Cain pic.twitter.com/NTZKLnIbxV
— Ash Crossan (@AshCrossan) September 8, 2017
Well, Tara certainly didn’t do it! She thinks cut n’ paste is actually cut n’ paste! Check out another shot from the production of Dean Cain below.
Clowning around with Dean Cain on the set of ANDY the talking Hedgehog !!! pic.twitter.com/26m7K9688A
— Earnest Lee (@earnestlee357) November 7, 2016