Not like that. Lady Gaga gives her thoughts on Madonna in a scene from her new documentary, Gaga: Five Foot Two. If I had been noting Gaga’s actual physical position in regards to Madonna, this post would have been titled “Lady Gaga At Home Watching Every Single Appearance Of Madonna That She Can Find On YouTube In Order To Rip Her Off Some More.” I kid – innovator Lady Gaga is as original as Beyonce and Taylor Swift combined! Vulture watched
Truth Or Dare Gaga: Five Foot Two and reported back that Gaga thinks Madge is a…well, let’s just say that it smells like kitty litter in here and it’s probably because of the pussy.
Gaga addresses the time Madonna sipped tea and pronounced her “reductive” due to a feeling that Gaga’s single “Born This Way” sounds similar to M’s “Express Yourself.”
“The thing with me and Madonna is that I admired her always and still admire her, no matter what she might think of me. The only thing that really bothers me about her is [that] I’m Italian and from New York, so if I have a problem with somebody, I’m gonna tell you to your face.”
So Gaga would like Madonna to keep it 100 with her, as they say. She thinks Madge needs to say it to her face and not be talking shit about her in tea-sipping interviews! Madonna would have been reached for comment but she’s in Portugal. She’s too busy acting like Chitty Chitty Bang Bang’s The Child Catcher except she’s snatching barely legal male models. Same outfit, though.
Gaga actually wants Madonna to address their issues by working some of her mid-90s SEX book S&M fun on her.
“She wouldn’t look me in the eye and tell me I’m reductive,” says Gaga, using one of the Material Girl’s pet adjectives. But there’s still hope, Gaga says, grinning: “I just want Madonna to push me up against the wall and kiss me and tell me I’m a piece of shit.”
Her name is Dita, she’ll be Lady Gaga’s mistress tonight. Not to kink-shame, but Gaga’s into some freaky shit.
You can watch the trailer for Gaga: Five Foot Two below.
And here’s some pics of Gaga at the TIFF premiere Five Foot Two yesterday.