Ok, maybe it isn’t Burning Man. But why in high HAIL does Rihanna not realize that the Care Bear heart goes on her tummy and not her damn face??
RiRi is on the cover of ELLE for the sixth time, and she’s got some product to peddle. RiRi has officially launched her makeup line, Fenty Beauty. It’s great she’s got a makeup line; she throws enough shade on social media that she may as well hawk a couple of shades of foundation and make a buck. So, good news for anyone who wanted to recreate RiRi’s pastel purple heart face look at home!
Here she is at the product launch last night working red carpet event on the bottom and laundry day on the top:
But back to RiRi in ELLE. She actually got three covers (which you can see below). As for the ELLE interview, rather than just get any shmuck writer like us to do all of it, she took questions from her famous friends like Laverne Cox and…David Copperfield? Okay, sure.
Laverne Cox: You’ve had so many iconic fashion moments and take so many risks. The iconic CFDA Awards Adam Selman dress in 2014 – what gave you the courage to take that risk that was so perfect and elegant yet daring?
Rihanna: Dear Laverne, I took advantage of my titties before they go south. I saw my window, and I took it.
David Copperfield: I’m not kidding, this is a real offer: I can make you disappear and reappear anywhere in the world. Where do you want to go, and why?
Rihanna: Ten minutes before I lost my virginity…and I’m holding you to that offer. LOL.
Who in hell would want to go back to that?! I would never want to go to the backseat of a Ford Explorer that oddly smells of Long John Silver’s (and, no, that wasn’t a name for his piece) and cheap tequila, where the only foreplay is asking about what your major is going to be once classes start (this is a hypothetical scenario, obviously!).
ELLE also asked what the craziest shit she had ever worn, to which she replied, “A corset!” Ha! She showed up to the Met Ball this year looking like the shredded underside of a mawmaw’s floral couch, but rocking some Oregon Trail fashion is the craziest shit ever? Methinks Big Bird feels slighted she didn’t give him a name drop.
Pics: Sølve Sundsbø/ELLE