It’s a Kardashian Family Crisis! Littlest Kardi, Kylie Jenner’s reality show, Life of Kylie, might be a flop. And according to Radar, PM Kris Jenner wants all hands on deck to help boost the show’s tanking ratings. Just how bad are the ratings, you ask? Well, Life of Kylie got beat by The Weather Channel the past couple of Sundays.
Radar claims that fans of Keeping Up With The Kardashians apparently only want to keep up with Kylie when she’s eating salads with the rest of her sleepy-voiced sisters. So that’s what Kris Jenner will do!
As ratings continue to plummet for the 19-year-old’s spinoff, RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned that momager Kris Jenner is begging her Kardashian daughters to help save the sinking ship.
When you take Hurricane Harvey into consideration, I guess being beaten by The Weather Channel isn’t so bad. But the ratings numbers, which were calculated for cable shows, show that LoK was also bested by a bevy of HGTV shows, including Beachfront Bargain Hunt and Island Hunters. Shows not listed that could probably also beat LoK in the ratings include Drying Paint, House Hunters Outhouse Edition, Tile Talk, and Grout Gun Cowboys.
Kris Jenner’s big plan to save the show is to get the whole clan involved in cross promotion and to serve up a Kardashian-branded October Surprise.
“Kris ordered Kim, Kourtney and Khloe to help by promoting Life of Kylie on their social media. She is even going so far as to try to add newly filmed footage to the show’s existing edit,” the source added.
Oh, I hope it’s a sex tape! Don’t fuck with a tried and true formula, is what I always say. Speaking of sex tapes, Kim Kardashian may be too busy fighting her own battles to get too involved with promoting sister Kylie’s show. Kim recently got called a ho by none other than show pony aficionado Sharon Osbourne.
In the same interview with The Telegraph, Sharon said of Kim (via People):
“If Kim wants to show off her body, fine. But that’s not feminism, that’s being a ho. And there’s nothing wrong with being a ho, but always remember what you are.”
In addition to calling her a bad feminist, Sharon proved she’s no feminist herself by slut shaming Kim.
“Those girls live off their bodies, half of L.A. has been through them and everything they do from the sex tape to the plastic see-through dresses and the gym wear is about sex, not female progress. And listen: God bless them.”
According to People, Kim’s response to the interview was to post a nude selfie of herself on Instagram.
Oof, I have got to give it to her: it’s a great shot, and Sharon really needs to take a seat with all that mess. I can’t believe I am siding with KK, but there you have it. Advantage Kim.
After that, Kim hit play on this sweet track, which I will rightfully give the final word to.