Do you feel that? That eerie calm feeling, as though the universe aligned in a weird way and the forces of drama are temporarily at rest? Enjoy it, for who knows how long it will last.
According to TMZ, Jesse Williams and his estranged wife Aryn Drake-Lee have finally come to some sort of a custody solution. The last time we checked in with Jesse and Aryn, it was such a mess, Swiffer, Mr. Clean, and the Scrubbing Bubbles would be like “I…can’t.” Aryn was accusing Jesse of ho’ing and road raging. Jesse was accusing Aryn of running to the press and trying to keep him from their two kids. TMZ got their hands on documents pertaining to Jesse and Aryn’s latest agreement, and here’s what’s currently up.
One of the conditions of their agreement is that Jesse and Aryn aren’t allowed to be hissing at each other in front of their two kids. They’re also not to be using their kids as messengers. Recently, Aryn was reportedly trying to get Jesse to stop posting pictures of their kids on Instagram. It’s not known if Aryn got her wish on that one. Although one quick peek at Jesse’s Instagram shows that he’s definitely cooled it with the kid pics lately.
Another stipulation is that neither parent (cough Jesse cough) are allowed to introduce any romantic partners (cough Minka Kelly cough) to the kids until they’ve passed the six-month dating mark. So for the time being, “Daddy’s Special Friend Minka” is going to have to be known as “Just some brown-haired lady who dropped off Daddy’s laundry.”
As for actual custody, it’s not known who gets physical custody or if that’s something they’ll split. However, Jesse and Aryn will share joint legal custody of their two children. That means all decisions regarding the kids will have to be made equally between Jesse and Aryn. Um, are we sure that’s a good idea? I’ve seen the drama that is created when Jesse attempts to communicate with Aryn through social media. I can only imagine what happens when you get the two of them on the phone together.