Archives: September 2017

Benedict Cumberbatch Is A Serial Lecturer

September 25, 2017 / Posted by:

A couple of years ago cumberbitches were treated to a lecture by reptilian thespian Benedict Cumberbatch about proper theater etiquette after a production of Hamlet at the Barbican Theater in London. Turns out Benny Cucumbers (that’s his mafia nickname, look it up if you don’t believe me) was making a habit out of lecturing theatergoers during that production. According to The Big Issue, Benny often took time after his performances to bring awareness to the European refugee crisis, even going as far as having the ushers pass a bucket to collect money for the cause. And he admits, sometimes he was a bit a of douche about it.

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Nikki Reed and Ian Somerhalder Issued A Statement About That Pill Story

September 25, 2017 / Posted by:

Nikki Reed and Ian Somerhalder have issued an apology for giving everybody the skeeves with their “ha ha Ian threw out my birth control pills” story they told on a recent episode of the Informed Pregnancy podcast . It seems not everybody thought Ian’s antics were adorable and quite a few accused him of reproductive coercion.

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Birthday Sluts

September 25, 2017 / Posted by:

Donald Glover (34)
Jansen Panettiere (23)
Annabelle Wallis (33)
T.I. (37)
Jodie Kidd (39)
Clea DuVall (40)
Santigold (41)
Matt Hasselbeck (42)
Bridgette Wilson-Sampras (44)
Bridget Marquardt (44)
Brian Dunkleman (46)
Hal Sparks (48)
Catherine Zeta-Jones (48)
Will Smith (49)
Jason Flemyng (51)
Scottie Pippen (52)
Tate Donovan (54)
Keely Shaye Smith (54)
Aida Turturro (55)
Heather Locklear (56)
Michael Madsen (60)
Jamie Hyneman (61)
Mark Hamill (66)
Pedro Almodóvar (68)
Cheryl Tiegs (70)
Michael Douglas (73)
Barbara Walters (88)
Christopher Reeve (1952-2004)
Shel Silverstein (1930-1999)

Pic: Wenn.com

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Open Post: Hosted By The Tsunami Of Dildos That Washed Up On An Italian Beach

September 24, 2017 / Posted by:

Are you currently in Italy, looking for sex toys, and finding yourself a little short on cash this week? Hop on your moped and get yourself to the seaside by the Hermitage of Camaldoli. It’s on Italy’s western coast near Naples. According to The Sun, the probably alternately amused/disgusted lifeguards have had to close the beach due to an influx of dildos that have washed ashore.

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Ryan Seacrest Blames Mariah Carey For That Disaster Of A NYE Performance

September 24, 2017 / Posted by:

We’re about to enter the homestretch for 2017 and we’re still fascinated by “The Humiliation Of Mimi” aka Mariah Carey’s clustereff of an NYE performance in Times Square. Mimi and her sparkletoe haughtily sashayed across the stage, shading everyone but herself when seeming technical difficulties made her rendition of “Emotions” look like an aborted karaoke attempt. Afterwards, Mimi and Dick Clark Productions (who have produced the NYE TImes Square show for ABC for umpteen years) hissed at each other in the press as to whose fault it was. But, during an appearance on Watch What Happens Live!, omnipresent hosting entity Ryan Seacrest insinuated that the fault ultimately lay with Ms. Carey, according to People. Continue reading

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