Archives: September 2017

Open Post: Hosted By The Tsunami Of Dildos That Washed Up On An Italian Beach

September 24, 2017 / Posted by:

Are you currently in Italy, looking for sex toys, and finding yourself a little short on cash this week? Hop on your moped and get yourself to the seaside by the Hermitage of Camaldoli. It’s on Italy’s western coast near Naples. According to The Sun, the probably alternately amused/disgusted lifeguards have had to close the beach due to an influx of dildos that have washed ashore.

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Ryan Seacrest Blames Mariah Carey For That Disaster Of A NYE Performance

September 24, 2017 / Posted by:

We’re about to enter the homestretch for 2017 and we’re still fascinated by “The Humiliation Of Mimi” aka Mariah Carey’s clustereff of an NYE performance in Times Square. Mimi and her sparkletoe haughtily sashayed across the stage, shading everyone but herself when seeming technical difficulties made her rendition of “Emotions” look like an aborted karaoke attempt. Afterwards, Mimi and Dick Clark Productions (who have produced the NYE TImes Square show for ABC for umpteen years) hissed at each other in the press as to whose fault it was. But, during an appearance on Watch What Happens Live!, omnipresent hosting entity Ryan Seacrest insinuated that the fault ultimately lay with Ms. Carey, according to People. Continue reading

Some Think That Kylie Jenner Is Kim Kardashian’s Surrogate

September 24, 2017 / Posted by:

There’s online speculation that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s mystery baby surrogate is none other than her little half-sister Kylie Jenner. Why doesn’t the Koven just skip these formalities and just merge together into a giant disgusting ball of taupe plastic and bake in the sun by one of their pools in Calabasas? They can set up some sort of webcam so the “fans” can check in on the Karjenner Ball now and then. Don’t hate me, I also nauseated myself with that one. Continue reading

Stevie Wonder Took Both Knees For “America” After Trump’s NFL Comments

September 24, 2017 / Posted by:

Stevie Wonder ended his performance at the Global Citizens Music Festival in NYC last night by taking a knee in protest of President SexistEgotisticalLyingHypocriticalBigot Trump‘s condemnation of pro sports players protesting injustice during games. But Stevie’s other knee joined the first one in prayer for everybody!

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