Archives: August 2017
Night Crumbs
Jennifer Lawrence will appear at the Toronto International Film Festival for the first time since 2012. Roll out the red carpet, TIFF! And don’t forget to put a little extra padding under it, since you know there’s a 90% chance she’s going to fall on the way up it – Lainey Gossip
Here’s Karlie Kloss marching defiantly to Taylor Swift’s house to DEMAND to know why her name was left off the squad t-shirt (just kidding, she’s filming a commercial) – The Nip Slip
Bella Hadid shows some facial range for Vogue China. Sure, it happened because she literally held up part of her face, but it’s a start – Drunken Stepfather
Annoying couple Nev Schulman and his wife Laura Perlongo got themselves a relationship advice show – Celebitchy
“Chronic Bitch Mouth” sounds like something that comes up on WebMD when you search: “Possible symptoms of Real Housewivesitis” – Reality Tea
The decorations on Katy Perry’s dress make her look like an alien crab humanoid in desperate need of a bikini wax – Popoholic
Armie Hammer fell into Henry Cavill’s thirst trap – Towleroad
Face/Off got an Honest Trailer – Pajiba
Jane Jetson’s slutty outer-space aerobics instructor or Demi Lovato? – Hollywood Tuna
Richard Simmons is still fighting a messy battle against The National Enquirer – Jezebel
Dr. Phil will be shown this video when he arrives in Hell, and Satan will be like, “This. This is why you’re here. You are responsible for this” – OMG Blog
Sam Smith teases that he might be releasing something soon. New music? A fancy homemade scented candle line? Oh god, I hope it’s candles! – Just Jared
Another day, another Duggar turning into a spawning machine – Starcasm
Sandra Bullock came through with a $1 million donation for Hurricane Harvey relief – Popsugar
And now, for the time RuPaul met Miss Diana Ross and saved her from the ungodly horrors of a nasty airplane toilet – Boy Culture
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Blake Lively Sent Leonardo DiCaprio Doll Pics While They Dated
And we’re not talking pussycat! Vanity Fair has this giant volume on the history of Gossip Girl to commemorate the tenth anniversary from when it first aired. If you read it, you’d think it got M*A*S*H* kind of ratings instead of being the CW’s first swing at the television piñata. You’d also think it should have been called BLAKE LIVELY!!! (and a bunch of nobody teen actors). They really focus in on Blake.
Will Smith Introduced Jada Pinkett Smith To “Grapefruiting” Ten Years Ago
“I’ll let you in on a little secret; if you smell citrus on this hand, it didn’t come from a tube of Bath & Body Works lotion” – is what I like to think Jada Pinkett Smith just said in that picture above.
Leah Remini Was Supposed To Recruit Kevin James For Scientology
Admittedly, The King of Xenu does sound a lot snappier than The King of Queens.
Everyone knows that Scientology is kinda strange, and, no, I don’t mean just because they use terms like “thetan,” “dianetics,” and “Tom Cruise is very much still relevant.” People magazine has featured Leah Remini on the cover this week, and you know she went ahead and dragged Scientology across hot coals like it was a Tony Robbins seminar! Continue reading
Kanye West Has Been Counter-Sued By His Insurance Company
At the beginning of the month, Kanye West summoned his lawyers and threw a $10 million lawsuit at his insurers, Lloyd’s of London, for money he was allegedly owed after the cancellation of his Saint Pablo Tour. I know Kanye is all about Saint Pablo, but he might want to walk himself down to his local Catholic church and ask if there’s a patron saint of legal protection and a corresponding candle he can purchase. Because The Hollywood Reporter is saying that Lloyd’s of London has responded with a hefty counter-suit of his own. He might also want to inquire about some holy water to protect himself against whatever evil spirit is working for his in-laws, but that’s a whole other visit.
Open Post: Hosted By Snoop, Martha, And A Chocolate Cake
And they said it wouldn’t last! The love affair between Snoop Dogg and Martha Stewart is showing no sign of stopping. The unlikely duo first met when felon and lifestyle maven Martha Stewart had rapper and weed connoisseur Snoop Dogg on her show to make mashed potatoes back in 2008 (thanks, Obama!). From that moment on, the two realized they had a mutually beneficial relationship playing off each others personas. After Snoop’s first appearance on Martha’s show, she took to her blog to break down his now signature wordplay for her audience in the waspiest way possible. (Via Revelest):
“He and his posse add ‘izzles’ onto the ends of words. It’s kind of a code, or a way of communicating so that others won’t know what they’re talking about. Example: fo shizzle is how they say, for sure.”
Snoop and Martha’s mutual admiration society held strong after that, and in addition to having Martha as his Spades Partna 4 Lyfe (presumed), they have a cooking show on VH1 called Martha and Snoop’s Potluck Dinner Party (confirmed). They’ve just released a promo for season two, which is an homage to the sexy pottery wheel scene in Ghost, and things get messy. A chocolate cake. A reach around. Finger sucking. Whatever the sexual/sociologically acceptable term is for poo play. It’s all there. And I’ve got to be honest, it’s made me curious. I might actually have to tune in now. Thanks Snoop and Martha!
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