Heidi Montag And Spencer Pratt Have Already Started Planning Their Baby’s Fame Whore Future

August 31, 2017 / Posted by:

And those are his words, not mine. Although let’s face it, there’s no way a baby born to Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt won’t bust out of the womb with a thirst for fame. It’s going to open its tiny baby eyes and make eye contact with the first camera it sees, like “Okay, get at least sixty of my left side, and then once the nurse wipes the rest of amniotic fluid off, sixty of my right.” And Heidi and Spencer are ready!

Spencer recently appeared on an episode of the Allegedly podcast (via UsWeekly), and he discussed all the things he and Heidi have been doing to prepare for the arrival of their little bundle of attention…I mean, joy. Which would be, what? Picking out a stroller? Assembling the crib? Washing the burp cloths? No, this is Heidi and Spencer we’re talking about; they’re getting ready for Baby’s First Puppy Dog Face Filter.

“This kid will have an iPhone at birth. I’m gonna teach this kid how to Snap when they’re born, like, ‘Put your finger here.’ You walk around, everybody’s making their own content all day long. We live in a new world where everyone’s a fame whore, so I’m happy to let him be at an advanced level. I would just like my baby to be a professional content maker.”

Heidi and Spencer are having a son, and that baby needs a name. Some parents might go with something traditional, or something they like from a baby book. Heidi and Spencer, on the other hand, have selected their new baby’s name based on what social media handles were available.

“We had to ditch a couple names,” Pratt added.

We’ll have to wait for the baby to be born to find out what name they went with, but until then, my guess is @PrattKid66, @Hillsbaby2017, or @CoolDudeP. And yes, I fully believe they will be writing the “@” symbol on the birth certificate. Gotta start that branding as soon as possible!

But the fun doesn’t end at registering Instagram accounts and picking out the perfect barf-resistant iPhone cover. Just think of all the special milestones Heidi and Spencer will be able to experience after the new baby arrives! Like baby’s first #SponsoredContent post. And the most blessed day of all; the one in which baby’s social media account gets verified with a little blue check mark. It’s truly every parent’s dream.

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