Night Crumbs
Beyonce is rumored to be in talks to write and sing the theme for the next James Bond film. Why do I have a feeling that somewhere in Beyonce’s house, there’s a pile of sheet music with the words, “Just Give Me (That Damn Oscar) – in C minor” written at the top – Lainey Gossip
Taylor Swift is selling I (heart) TS shirts for $50. Bonus: Every shirt comes with a little piece of Tom Hiddleston’s dignity! – Celebitchy
This probably means nobody should count on Jeff Lewis and Ramona Singer doing a sloppy duet of Santa Baby at the office holiday party this year – Reality Tea
The older sister from Modern Family is on a boat in a bikini – Drunken Stepfather
…and so is the younger one – Hollywood Tuna
Hailee Steinfeld’s ensemble looks like something pulled from cha-cha week on Dancing with the Stars – Popoholic
Here’s an introduction to the Heathers from the made-for-TV Heathers reboot. I have terrible news: not one of them wears a blazer with giant shoulder pads – Towleroad
Bella Hadid’s nipples look like they’re racing each other to see who can make it to her neck the fastest – The Nip Slip
But Melania Trump is dressed for the weather. I mean, those five-inch heels will keep her heels dry in up to five inches of flood water – Jezebel
Posh Spice looks like she’s headed to a sleepover at Baby Spice’s house – Just Jared
Kathy Griffin is done apologizing for that picture – Boy Culture
Here’s Goldie Hawn hugging and kissing a giant tree for some reason (but does she really need a reason?) – Popsugar
I think I speak for everyone when I say that the comically bad CGI wig on Medusa from Marvel’s Inhumans absolutely deserves its own spin-off show – SOW
TLC might be thinking of washing their hands of Derick Dillard. Good luck with that, TLC. You’re going to need extra-strength Lestoil to scrub off such grossness – Starcasm
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