Night Crumbs

August 29, 2017 / Posted by:

Beyonce is rumored to be in talks to write and sing the theme for the next James Bond film. Why do I have a feeling that somewhere in Beyonce’s house, there’s a pile of sheet music with the words, “Just Give Me (That Damn Oscar) – in C minor” written at the top – Lainey Gossip

Taylor Swift is selling I (heart) TS shirts for $50. Bonus: Every shirt comes with a little piece of Tom Hiddleston’s dignity! – Celebitchy

This probably means nobody should count on Jeff Lewis and Ramona Singer doing a sloppy duet of Santa Baby at the office holiday party this year – Reality Tea

The older sister from Modern Family is on a boat in a bikini – Drunken Stepfather

…and so is the younger one – Hollywood Tuna

Hailee Steinfeld’s ensemble looks like something pulled from cha-cha week on Dancing with the StarsPopoholic

Here’s an introduction to the Heathers from the made-for-TV Heathers reboot. I have terrible news: not one of them wears a blazer with giant shoulder pads – Towleroad

Bella Hadid’s nipples look like they’re racing each other to see who can make it to her neck the fastest – The Nip Slip

But Melania Trump is dressed for the weather. I mean, those five-inch heels will keep her heels dry in up to five inches of flood water – Jezebel

Posh Spice looks like she’s headed to a sleepover at Baby Spice’s house – Just Jared

Kathy Griffin is done apologizing for that picture – Boy Culture

Here’s Goldie Hawn hugging and kissing a giant tree for some reason (but does she really need a reason?) – Popsugar

I think I speak for everyone when I say that the comically bad CGI wig on Medusa from Marvel’s Inhumans absolutely deserves its own spin-off show – SOW

TLC might be thinking of washing their hands of Derick Dillard. Good luck with that, TLC. You’re going to need extra-strength Lestoil to scrub off such grossness – Starcasm

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