And in “Entitled Rich Bitch News,” – in case you haven’t had nearly enough of that – residents of New York’s ultra shee-shee Hamptons area are up in arms due to one Lisa Maria Falcone. She’s the socialite wife of a former hedge fund manager, and she loves the horsies. She loves the horsies so much that she takes eight of them and a bunch of her friends to nearby Gibson Beach in Sagaponack, New York. That’s where she sets up a horsie-free-for-all “from 6 pm until after sunset,” according to Page Six. In addition to making it difficult for people not to get trampled to death when they want to take a romantic walk on the beach at dusk, she allegedly leaves the place covered in horse manure.
And it’s not like Lisa and her amateur jockey friends are adverse to giving orders to others to do things. You can ride a dung-spewing horse on the beach AND get a Slushie at one of Lisa’s pony orgies!
“They even have a refreshment stand set up.”
The smell of animal droppings kills any sort of appetite I might have had. So I’m not sure how these richies are able to chomp on a corn dog while things are spewing out of the butt cheeks of their whinnying four-legged friends.
What’s also got the snobs pissed at the one snob is that they have to clean up after their dogs on the beach. And no one has seen Lisa or one of her servants wielding a shovel at a giant pile of horsie dookie as of yet. There’s also a new leash law for dogs so they don’t attack the horses.
Dog owners are allowed to walk their dogs on the beach at the same time, but must follow along and pick up their business. Plus, the dog owners now have to keep their pooches on a leash so they don’t chase after the horses.
Well, I’m sure she sets up a hitching post beside the refreshment stand so the horses don’t need to be leashed to her in some way.
This isn’t the first time Lisa has pissed off the other McSnootingtons. In 2014, her Halloween display was reportedly terrifying enough to cause complaints. The only detail given is that there was a hearse involved. Lisa sounds like the type of one percenter who would use actual corpses for authenticity, so you can imagine why the neighbors might have been alarmed at the content. Or maybe the hearse was filled with horse shit. No, of course not – that would involve someone picking it up.