The best part about this deal is that I found out that I’m taller than Nick Jonas. Sure, you might have millions, but I have an inch! That…came out wrong.
Nick took a pic with a “fan” recently who later posted the pic on Instagram, tagged Nick in the picture, and clowned on Nick’s height in the caption. UsWeekly tells us that Nick didn’t find the crack about his height funny in the least.
Instead of writing a positive message about meeting the star, he wrote a joke about being taller than Jonas. “@NickJonas u need a few more inches bruhh,” he wrote with a laughing emoji.
In the pic, Nick – whose height is actually 5′ 7″ – comes up to the shoulder of the guy, Instagram user @zak_hanzal, who is looming over Nick like gay rumors looming over Nick’s brother. Nick has got some dick fans, huh? He even tagged him so he’d be sure to see it! Those are some big, rude balls. Fun Fact: Big, Rude Balls is the name of Undead Taylor Swift’s next single. Nick didn’t sit idly by and wipe short little tears from his eyes. Nope, he jumped into the comments.
Jonas, 24, quickly jumped in the comments section, to express his disapproval of the caption, writing, “You need some manners ‘bruh’ I didn’t need to stop to take that picture with you. Just rude. Very rude.”
If one more hammerhead types “bruh” one more time. Yeah, so @zak_hanzal found himself being digitally chased by torch-bearing Jonas fans (hopefully not the Party City tiki-type). Possibly realizing this could go badly for him because people are crazy, he switched up his caption.
The fan has since backtracked and changed the original caption on his post. It now reads: “One of the most humble superstars…MY MAN @nickjonas.”
Nick approved the terror-induced edit with a thumbs-up emoji. This didn’t stop his fans from acting like they were going to recruit the real MMA fighters from Nick’s show Kingdom to find @zak_hanzal and kick him several times. Short Nick had to step in!
“Hey y’all…it’s all good. No need to spread hate.”
See, Nick may be abnormally short, but that doesn’t mean he’s not gracious and forgiving. I kid! He’s not abnormally short. But I am taller than him. Thank you.