True story, Usher was my first L.A. celebrity sighting when I first moved back there at age 20(mumblemumbleohmygodhowamithisold). I was driving down Sunset Blvd and a flashy red convertible pulled up next to me at a red light and lo and behold, there was Usher, laughing and cavorting with some young lady, looking like he didn’t have a care in the world. If I had a time machine, I would go back to that moment and holler “You in danger, girl!” I might have saved some Jane Doe from getting the herp!
If you have not yet heard enough about Usher’s viral anointment, you’re in luck, because TMZ has a new update on the most recent lawsuit the singer is facing.
Usher wants one of those pesky herpes lawsuits tossed out, because the woman suing him has no proof he gave her anything.
The “one of” in that sentence is one of the saddest “one ofs” since “one of” has been thing people say. As previously reported, an anonymous Georgia woman was suing Usher for $10 million dollars claiming he didn’t disclose his condition, but has now upped the kitty to $20 million, because she has since tested positive for herpes. However, TMZ is saying Usher claims that she could have gotten contracted it before or after their encounter.
And he takes another shot, saying she assumed the risk of getting herpes by having “casual, unprotected sexual intercourse and/or oral sex.”
But wait, he’s not done!
One more thing…Usher’s lawyer grouses the woman is suing under a pseudonym, claiming there’s no cause for her to secretly file her lawsuit.
Because who wouldn’t want their grandma to know that they raw dogged a man who looks like the love child between a Keebler Elf and Wanda Sykes? Great, now I feel bad about putting Wanda’s name within spitting distance of Usher and his beleaguered penis. Sorry, sis!