The cops were called on Jon and Kate Gosselin (Kate is pictured above with the president, because why the hell not) TWICE this month. And, unfortunately, it wasn’t just for expected shit, like Jon breaking into a storage facility looking for the remaining global supply of Ed Hardy t-shirts.
It was reported that on Tuesday, the reality exes got into a screaming match while their children was at the dentist, and, for once, a dental throwdown wasn’t all about floss. E! News says they were pissed over who would take their 13-year-old daughter home. I’m sure the 13-year-old girl went out into the waiting room and asked someone – anyone! – for a ride, or just to use their Uber app to avoid dealing with her messy parents.
Unfortunately, that wasn’t the first time such drama happened. InTouch says that on August 15th, the gruesome twosome were back at it in a parking lot by a Pennsylvania highway. Kate tried to pull their 13-year-old daughter Hannah (unclear if this is the same one at the dentist’s office) from Jon’s car. Hannah didn’t want to get out, and she tried to resist and screamed at her mother to let her go. This will come to a shock to nobody, but Jon apparently was useless for the duration of the spat. Witnesses claim he sat there saying, “Hold on. Hold on. If you don’t want to go, don’t go. I can’t help you. Hold on. Hold on.”
Despite police looking on and eventually calling an ambulance after Hannah said her arm was injured, the whole ordeal lasted three (!!!) hours. I so much as even THINK about parking in a resident-only parking area in Boston, the cops descend like the SWAT team. Pennsylvania PD, WTF is your problem?! Just kidding, I’ve seen Kate, too. Ain’t nobody want to step in front of that Medusa of Scranton! (I know she’s not from Scranton, but doesn’t that sound spookier than Wernersville?)
While at the hospital, Kate apparently had Jon removed, because she thought he was a danger to Hannah. Even though, well, it was Kate’s claws that put them there in the first place. Jon and Kate split eight years ago, and those two are still fighting over custody. Considering Option A is a former male stripper and Option B is a stage mom who is essentially Dina Lohan with Seabiscuit’s tail hairs for a wig, I’d say…13 isn’t too young to start raising yourself, right?