Night Crumbs
After being MIA in the past several Avengers films, Gwyneth Paltrow is back on set for Avengers: Infinity War. You know Pepper Potts will totally encourage Tony Stark to switch out the electromagnet in the Iron Man suit with a much more powerful and mystical $90 jade vagina egg – Lainey Gossip
Lindsay Lohan is in a bikini and sunglasses, which is also what I imagine Lindsay Lohan looks like when she’s hiding out from someone she owes money from – Drunken Stepfather
“But enough about me, let’s talk about how Vanity Fair is the wooooorst” is something that might be said at Angelina Jolie’s upcoming conversation event at TIFF – Celebitchy
Naomi Campbell calls out British Vogue’s lack of staff diversity (no need to duck and cover, she did it on social media) – Pajiba
Here’s some news I’m sure someone will be able to use: Jax Taylor and Brittany Cartwright from Vanderpump Rules are still together – Reality Tea
I hope Louise Linton was as dedicated at keeping track of her receipts as she was at shamelessly tagging designers on Instagram – Towleroad
Annalynne McCord is still around and she’s posing for her life for a lingerie company I’ve never heard of – Hollywood Tuna
Meanwhile, her old 90210 costar Jessica Lowndes is giving about 50% while posing in her bikini on Instagram – Popoholic
“Sorry, not interested” (slams front door) – OMG Blog
Hillary Clinton describes Donald Trump as acting like a “creep” during one of their debates. “Oh, just during the debate?” replied everyone – Boy Culture
Get into Mandy Moore’s terrible wig in the Season 2 trailer for This Is Us – Popsugar
Rod Stewart re-recorded Do Ya Think I’m Sexy with DNCE, which is great news for people who have ever listened to Do Ya Think I’m Sexy and thought “Wow, I wish this was terrible!” – Just Jared
Jwoww, Snooki, and Drita D’Avanzo from Mob Wives got a VH1 reality show called Celebrity Shore, because there’s clearly a broken clock out there with the minute hand stuck on 14 – Starcasm
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